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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game its super awesome

man its has been years since i have seen talent like this show up

some problems are:
make more characters please like hank from madness and others
try to add more music it kinda gets annoying when the song starts to repeat itself over and over

tip at convicts last battle:
1.never as in never attack when your conflict your too slow
2.always to aerial attacks its suicidal to attack at ground
3.when your conflict try to jump your way out of the trio
4.cross your fingers and hope conflict transforms into a strong aerial character like Alloy Piconjo etc...

i got to kill pico but after that meh....


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game, who ever reads this should play...

This game is awsome, attacks are great, game plays smooth, characters and levels are expertly (cartoon-like) drawn, and the power-ups are actualy useful to the enemys on easy (sissy)mode.
So yeah, this game is awsome...

But of course I have a few suggestions to this.

1. More characters, levels, and power-ups.
2. Longer story modes, and points are set by the performance, such as, not get hit 1 time on a round = 50pts, (and) or, kill all opponents without help from ALI (ali gets no wins) = 25 pts each enemy, how much damage you do to an enemy = pts may varry, you dieing takes away 25 pts from score each time you die, and of course 200 pts for beating the story mode.

So this could be improved but this game is just fine as is... (plz take my suggestions in mind though)...

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NegativeONE responds:

Will do. Thanks for the suggestions.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I give this game a 1......out of 1

this is a epic game!It should include more charictures but besides that this game is awsome. I wanted to see what the end of convicts storyline was but I got my a$$ handed to me..:'(

Char's in mind:Blockhead,Mario,Sonic,ect ..... but this game was awesome 10/10/10/10!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

very nice game!!

just one problem:

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NegativeONE responds:

Keep to the skies and perfect your parry!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHAT! Freakin' WHAT!


I am in near disbelief that these freaks were able to program a game that would probably get great freakin' reviews from gaming magazines if it was released on Nintendo freakin Wii. Not to mention, that at the same time this freakish game is made in a freakin' swf file with all the frustrating bugs that programmers and animators have to go around in that freakin' program known as Adobe [I f*ck up every 20 minutes] Flash.

I only saw screenshots and once, a video of this game and it seemed too good to be a flash game at first. Then comes the moment I play it where I say 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'. First I think it's too good to be a flash game, now I'm just sayin 'WTF?' because the game blew my expectations out of my brain! There's so much to do in this game, I don't even know where to start or, which character to pick. Anyways, I'm off to collect gold coins!

So long you heartless brats who are giving this game under a 10! You will never see a game like this in Flash ever again. EVER! Unless the artists and programmers make more, which leads me to the last line of this review...