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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is the highest score i ever seen on newgrouds

it is cooler than i way expected it....


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perhaps a little too awesome...

Seriously guys. I played this for waaaaay longer than I should have.

NegativeONE responds:

No such thing as too long. It's the way of the future, dude. Eff paying 50 bux for a game when you can have that much fun online for free ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Best

The Best Game Ever on Newgrounds


Rated 5 / 5 stars

It was awesome

Found it kinda easy but it was still very fun. And I love how WaWa was mentioned in there, due to the fact that WaWa is a north-eastern only store and I love Wawa. But well done and quite enjoyable. Just wish there were more characters to unlock and such.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Superb, but one question...

...did I get 250 experience points to start with by entering my username, or is that just the default amount you get when you start the game? Just wondering. Nice touch if my first guess is right.

Now, as for the game. Top quality stuff, couldn't ask for more. Original graphics and audio, well-structured gameplay and replay value. Possibly the nicest looking game I've seen on Newgrounds yet. I'm already hoping for a sequel.

There's so much attention to detail, and your team has done justice to the selected Newgrounds cast. Working out how the characters who don't normally fight in their animations would if they had to was clearly a part of this process. I figured Salad Fingers would be using some of his precious rusty objects, for example.

Another feature which makes this game stand out would be the camera. I was worried at first that it might have had some bugs, but it worked fine, so no worries there. Perhaps the one thing that makes this game stand out most is that the fighting is mainly frame-by-frame action, rather than being reliant on tweening. Not only does this show your efforts, but the fighters aren't flailing around like puppets.

I'd say more, but I actually want to get back to playing your game. I want to see how Tankman would fare against P-Bot. You know, he's quite dangerous if he succeeds in pinning the enemy to the wall.

You've also just won the Daily and Weekly Awards. Well done, you people earned it!

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