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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
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15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
May 30th, 2008 - UPDATE - NG AWARD, FANCY PANTS ADDED, BIRTHDAY
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Reviews


DigitalDragonDigitalDragon

Rated 4 / 5 stars May 31, 2007

Lookng forward to sequel

Pretty good, needs a few improvements:
-better items
-more balanced characters, it seems S'asshole can infinitly juggle you for your entire life bar, happened to me multiple times.
-be able to hit more than one character, most annoying when on Convicts final fight against three people.

keep it up



gb389gb389

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 31, 2007

fuck what the last guy said

the charictors are good with how you use them

the way you should is RAPID FIRE

this works with most charictors, so use it

and salid fingers is the worst charictor all the way



MegaYoshter120000MegaYoshter120000

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 30, 2007

Great!

Great Game! Best of all you didnt put Bitey of Brackenwood in....Thanks! That series of flash is terrible! Piconjo was a good choice, lol. Im not sure what other charchters would have been good.



jack-glassjack-glass

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 30, 2007

Salad Fingers FTW.

Salad Fingers as a fighter? Never could've imagined it. You guys pulled his moves off so well. The guys a creep, he fights like a creep. slapping Newgrounders around with his long ass arms? Perfect. Beyond Perfect.

Salad Fingers aside, this is THE best game on newgrounds. Congratz on that. I highly recommend you guys pursue something along the lines of the Alien Hominid franchise. Think of this as the ORIGINAL Alien Homind. Expand upon it, and bring it out revamped-more characters, more maps, more items... - for Xbox Live :P

If that's to daunting a feet, well, just give me a single with Bitey of Brackenwood and I'll be happy.



nehrinehri

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 30, 2007

jesus

after 30 billion trys i worked up a system to convicts fight...first and foremost play and beat storymode on everyone that way you know their strengths/weaknesses.
1. dont let pico get a gun
2. only jump when you have to
3. when the fight first starts use convicts crouch fierce attack to knock out some samurai hp
4. try to kill off the samurai first then pico
7. after the samurai goes down try to stay on the ground because pico is only really strong in the air
8. after pico goes down sit back and enjoy being a woman beater because nene is almost to easy
9. DONT stay close to a corner, if you have to run left and right across screen try to stop about an inch away from a wall THEN jump over them

now some character tips-
pico-jump and use fierce, it knocks down hp quick
piconjo- worse char to get turned into, he's so slow he's almost useless...best to just stand there and block
s. asshole- juggle people in the air, the computer does it so much it will make you feel good when you do it back
alloy- jump and quick attack
p-bot- if theres less than three stand there and feirce, more than three try to get damage in with jumping quick attacks
nene- useless character....just try not to get hit with her
salad fingers- jump and use long range fierce and quick attacks...you cant go wrong with salad fingers
tankman-keep your distance jump and fierce attack, rocket launcher comes in handy
alien- quick knife attacks on anyone not clumped together following you, requires alot of jumping and dodgeing

hope this helped, i've won more than i've lost using this method...kinda cheap but so is that effin samurai


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NegativeONE responds:

Interesting tactic for that last battle. I'd say that being airborne gives you a better chance of survival, but everyone has their own tactic.
I'd disagree that Piconjo is useless. He has excellent guard and high powered attacks, even if he is slow. Nene has a really high stun rate, so opponents will have a really hard time blocking a combo once you start it, especially a fierce one. He aerial kicks are effective too.