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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars


its been a looong time ever since I wrote a review, but now, I think I should make one for the greatest game ever! holy moley! ever since I have played this game, it has always been at the top of my list! and it remids me a lot of super smash bros with 2 people, if u kno what I mean...the graphics are great, the sounds, everything!!
LOL...ok im finished.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Freaking AWESOME!!!

Wow ive been playing this for a while and i just now decided to write a review. This game is really really good. The graphics are awesome and story mode plays out really well. Tankman was my favorite character.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is great! all the charecters are awesome and have there own ability the animation was great the action was amazing,overall its a cool game that i will play over and over again, i never get tired of it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Polished to Perfection!

What you guys have done is truley impressive. I admit I ususally skip over a lot of the flash games that show up on the front page, just out of laziness. This is the exception. Certainly one of, if not the, best game on the site, and dare I say the best flash game on the internet?

I'd buy this as a console game if it included more characters and levels.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very entertaining.

are you making a second? i hope you do it was very fun best game i've played on newgrounds so far great work but the convict's last level is too hard. >_>