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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
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15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i love this game i could play it for ages and i think i will now!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very addictive but needs multiplayer

This game is fun and very addictive but needs more players and a multiplayer option but any way great game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Worth spending your time on

THis game is great. the only thing that would have made it better was for it to be multiplayer


Rated 5 / 5 stars

In my opinion the best game on NG!

A bunch of NG characters duking it out...How appropriate! Anyway, it's an awesome game. One thing that's been bothering me though is that Hank seems slightly underpowered. Sure he can potentially get a bunch of gun pickups, but he just seems too slow to be able to score the needed parries (2 in a row, I found out). Perhaps he could be powered up, and made to be an unlockable character? As for other characters who could be added, maybe have Strawberry Clock, Bitey (of Brackenwood), the purple chainsaw guy by DanPaladin, Darnell (flamethrower!), and many others that I'm too tired to think of. Perhaps even a character customization option...I know that would be a helluva lot to ask for but it would totally make my day (and weeks that it would keep me playing)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

impossible hank?

Great game.

I got up to 24 kills dead henchmen before I got bored killing on hanks story. Is it possible to beat it?