Score: 0
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!"
date: July 30, 2007
(this is sugar coated even though it's rash, bluntly would be hell on a planet made of icecream) What is with you f@#$ing people? Do you think your sick minded little movies make you big? Do you think it is funny, do you? This isn't funny at all! I hope Tom/Wade removes this shit from the portal, cause there's quite a few good reasons for them to.
You sir have disgraced yourself, me, yo mamma, Tom, Wade, all the NG users, and the portal! And I have had enough of your crap fake movies and the rest of the shit you force us to go through!
Why do you do this, I ask you, why?! What do you get from this, huh, what dammit?! Don't you understand that (most) NG'ers don't enjoy you and your games?!
I can't believe some of you, you play this boy's game, you support it, condone it, why? Don't tell me you like it! : U Why play his retarded, childish, infantile, little pranks, when you can do something that will almost amount to a littlebit instead of nothing but trouble?! Sure, Isound like a total idiot/mom now, but you will understad sooner or later. All I'm saying is "don't be stupid" so don't shoot the messenger!
I don't care if this review is deleted and my account along with it, you'll remember these words, you can pretend not to but you will remember them. Over half the flashes I see are this sort of crap, so I won't really miss that much just by leaving NG that way... It pains me to see NG, once a great site, diminish this way. I know I may be over reacting but you all know I'm right. As a rebel I say to you, turn away from this and never look back...
Okay, I'm gonna try to be a nice guy:
Stop making fun of the viewers, seriously, it just makes you look like an immature stupid-jackass, and we know you are deep in our hearts. So if you aren't going to do something constructive just STFU and go do somthing else in your free time, be considerate to those willing to view your work YA BIG JERK. Also, dude you should really check out some flash tuturials, you know, to refine your skills, I know you got skills. You cannot hide it, all you have to do is learn how to put them to use. Just turn around and change you flash ways.
(oh God, Ihate this nice guy shit, it gives me a head ache!)
Here I go again: *sigh*
And the next flash from you had better be atleast halfway decent, before I get mad all over again... I'm not kidding either... So please just stop doing this before something stupid happens because of your portal littering, O.K.? I'm just saying I'm sick of what crap has been going on for like, lets just say um... Forever! So are we on the same page now, WolfgangHitler, cause if we aren't I'm gonna be one hell of a pissed kind of human being, trust me, you don't really wanna piss me off now do you?
Well, now that that is off my chest I'll go on with my review and rate your movie based on what I stated above.
Graphics: graphics looked pretty much like shit
Style: ripoff shit
Sound: ok, I guess
Violence: The only violence was the near death of my eyes while watching this movie
interactivity: the play button
humor: are you kidding me, there was absolutely no humor to that movie, respectively, it sucked donkey balls!
overall: shitty grafix+ok sound+a stupid purpose+Fuk U+the near death of my eyes + playbutton a good movie, does not make!
I hope you can understand my disappointment in this movie, as it has almost no purpose exept to anger the viewers. Do not fall for this game he plays with your mind. I truly hate when this kind of stuff happens, so bear with me here. I'm sorry but this movie just utterly sucked okay. This movie violates a lot of rules, as I'm sure most of you have noticed, and like that last dude who wrote a super long review I'm not willing to stand for this.
I'm just another Rebel speaking out against what is wrong, or atleast trying to prove my point to all you Newgrounder peoplez. So, like um... Peace out? no... umm... good luck.... no, nevermind... hold on, its coming to me, its coming to me *proceeds to search for words*, see yall peoples later I guess. ...
August 27, 2007
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