Blessed are the white upper middle class, for they shall inherit the earth.
Thanks a lot Enoll, the Newgrounds Forum Moderator, for writing this!
Oh, and there won't be any more of these. The format's done its dash and I've moved forward from here: writing these things was fun but also awful. If you want more in the same vein, check out Sherry Enema (it's 'spiritual' successor? I know I know I'm bad) or Sam T's "Messed Up Bible Stories".