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Bon Jovi (Buy!)


Submitted: 04/29/2007 | 03:34PM EST

File Info: Movie | 3.3 MB | Add Movie to Favorites

Genre: Informative

Current Score: 3.77 / 5.00

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Author Comments

Slash Classics presents: the first Secret Episode Special Four-Pack!
This edition features NG members Seamonky, Sentio, Snerd, and Solidone.
Before you whip out your whistles for this being hateful, they all agreed to this and asked to be co-authors, heh.
And as always, I respond to all reviews!

Menu music is Bon Jovi's "Wild in the Streets". MASTURBATION ENSUES.
---Slash <3's you all

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Average Score: 9.0 / 10

Score: 10
Hycran

"absolutely awesome"

by: Hycran
date: April 29, 2007

sentio's and snerd's parts were absolutely priceless. I dont actually laugh at much of the stuff on newgrounds, but slashfirestorm classics always deliver. The sound and style are off the charts, keep it up.

Author's Response:

There was once a time these wouldn't pass. But now...I AM A FLASH GOD!!! :-D

SLASH WILL RETURN

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Score: 8
Sentio

"Why did I agree to this?"

by: Sentio
date: April 29, 2007

Because it was so damn funny, that's why :D. All of the parts were great, although I particularly liked Snerd's. Mine was of course 100% accurate, except for the part saying I worshiped one SlashFirestorm or something. I don't know where you got that from. (I hope I heard that right, the speakonia voices were becoming a blur).

Poor graphics, horrible sound, and one of the funniest movies ever submitted to the portal. Much the same as ever then :)

Monkey's are just as good as lovers as they are as flying cohorts to do my bidding.

4/5 (but given a 5 anyway, cos you coauthored me :D)

Author's Response:

Yes, you did hear right. A random blurb of "Slash Firestorm is God."

You're lucky the giant gorilla was too horny to notice. If he heard you yell the wrong name, he might have hurt you.

The bad way. :-(

HOORAY GORILLA DICK

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Score: 9
iscrulz

"I am am proud to have seen this."

date: April 29, 2007

Why because its an instant classic. Becuase it's a geniune SlashFirestorm classic secret episode. Ah is well with graphics, sound, style, violence, interactivity and humor.The storyline and dialogue is beyond amazing & simply brilliant. I couldnt keep my dick from automatically cumming.

Author's Response:

I know! The biggest obstacle in making my flash is that I keep getting erections as I work and have to fap it out or I won't be able to concentrate!

I also fap when:

---every time I publish it

---every time I make a tween

---every time I submit

---every time I get a new review

And of course

---I fap 50 times when it passes.

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Score: 10
Snerd

"AW SHIT!"

by: Snerd
date: April 29, 2007

This flash surely would give even Wade an erection.

But seriously, I thought it was funny. Good job.

Author's Response:

What DOESN'T give Wade an erection?

Glad you enjoyed. Did Bush's dog ever come back down, or is its guts just gonna stay in orbit?

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Score: 8
Seamonky

"This is fucking genious! XD"

date: April 29, 2007

$$$The Good$$$

-The Music in the Menu was really good and quite catchy. I like Rock music!
-All the parts were done really nicely especially mine and Sentio's.
-My part was really sexy and I loved the squeeky Speakonia Voice!
-Sentio is called Spanky! XD
-I liked how you put everyones recnet Sig in this flash to represent them.

$$$The Bad$$$

-Not enough animation. It's basically a picture with lots of words.
-Voices can get annoying at times because it gets repetitive.
-Might be really violent for little kids to hear. lol!

$$$Overall$$$

-Overall, This flash was Great and I enjoyed watching it! Great Work SlashFirestorm and the rest of the crew! Responses are gladly appreciated! :D

-$3@M0#K¥

Author's Response:

TEH G00D:

---Bon Jovi arouses me. SEXUALLU
---I had to masturbate 432 times making everyone's swell scripts.
---Sometimes I put an erotic fanfiction in Speakonia, climb into bed, and masturbate while it reads to me.
---Yes, Sentio is Spanky. I had actually already completed his script when I found that out, and went back and totally re-wrote it. XD
---I was gonna put profile pics, but they didn't have names in them, so, heh.

TEH BAD (FUCK YOU OKAY)

---lol yeah.
---Speakonia is Gawd
---Anyone who has seen Slash Returns: HAISTLWU knows how much I love the little children. O_O

OVERALLLLL

---I am glad you enjoyed! Heheh.

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