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Apr 27, 2007 | 2:19 AM EDT

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This is a movie about logic.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Simple, yet effective.

It takes an immense amount of talent to generate so much interest out of what little material is presented here. This is my third time watching it,(first time in about a year though) and it's still hilarious. Your theories on Ninjas is insightful, as all of those other "Ninja" experts have never even touched on the secret of their power. Also, is it possible to difuse an encounter with a female ninja by just making her laugh and piss her pants? Seems to me, that not too many people whoop ass when they are covered in piss. But then again, I've never tried to fight a homeless person either though.

Emptygoddess responds:

You're gross. That female ninja idea was gross. Don't ever mention that again.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

funny as hell

isnt the voice the same as the one from links wild adventure safari?
either way, funny as hell

-silent. bloody. death

Emptygoddess responds:

The answer to your question is... maybe.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

did you say master ninja sakoo?

i first time i lisioned to this i could have sworn i heard sakoo, so i replayed it... sure enough there was my name >__>... i wonder where you saw me...

Emptygoddess responds:

Saku. With a u. Same sound, difrent spelling.


Rated 5 / 5 stars



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Emptygoddess responds:

Someone was going to figure it out sooner or later.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

It takes a masterful skill... present an ensnaring narrative with so basic a medium.

Graphics- The pixelated images were appropriately formed and smoothly animated. Did you draw the images in MSpaint or somesuch programa nd import them?

Style- I think this flash works much better with the blocky, simplistic shapes than it would have with more drawn out characters, even if they were well drawn.

Sound- The voice is very well done. It is well articulated, and sounds pleasant. You being female, i suppose you had a friend help you with this?

Violence- Playful and well treated.

Interactivity- Play button, and enthralling story.

Humour-Oh dear... i won't be an idiot and quote every phrase that made me laugh; suffice to say, this is by far the most hilarious and logical flash i have seen all year.

Amazing job. Also, regarding the ninja theory, i think that is also how the fictional "Force" of the star wars fiction works. It is evenly split twixt sith and jedi. Then those halves are evenly divided among their sides. The jedi's powers were weakening because there were hundreds sharing the same "force stock" while the sith, being only two, each had a fourth of all force power in the universe.

Sorry for rambling, excellent work.

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Emptygoddess responds:

I drew everything in blood, shaped each of the blood drops into small blocks, put the blocks into my computer, and then imported them into flash.