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The Lizard Vortex

rated 4.44 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Apr 20, 2007 | 6:29 AM EDT
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  • Weekly 2nd Place April 25, 2007

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Gooseman must enter the Lizard Vortex to escape certain, lizardly doom!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Easily some of the best comedic banter of any of the flash on this site and or the internet period.

F: "Ever since you scraped me out of that Cambodian drainpipe and beat me savagely for implicating you in the dangerous animal market I have won a healthy respect for your gambling addiction. But I never would have thought I would have to lay down my life to prolong yours by minutes."

G: "When I met you in uncle Warren's crackhouse you were face down in a pool of vomit and melon rinds. I beat you savagely stole your belongings but I never would have imagined that I wouldn't immediately harvest your organs"


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

poor poor manny


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A classic.

The ending was really funny, and I love the way you portray Gooseman in this film. I just have one question: Was the master Gooseman trained under Raptor Jesus? Anyways, keep up the great work!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This series has so much unexploited potential.

I could pitch enough ideas to make ten thirty-episode seasons.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very funny

I loved how you referenced the randomness of the cutaway gag. "Family Guy" has used it so much it's hard for the layman to even think of another series that uses it. What's great about this is how good the animation is. I kept thinking that the lizard monster looked like imperfect Cell. Maybe that's what his original design was based on, a lizard. What was also cool was seeing people fight using lizard parts.

Lizards are such cool animals you should see them more. I never noticed that guy had a lizard tail before, but then it was just something he put on. I have no idea if there's any actual plot to this, it's just funny. Anything that talks about a lizard vortex in its name has to be good. I appreciated how strange it was with how silly it was.