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SlashClassic1: Self-Rape

SlashFirestorm

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Date Submitted

04/11/2007 | 02:07PM EST

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Ages 17+ Mild Nudity, Mild Violence, Explicit Audio, Mild Text, Explicit Adult Themes
SlashClassic1: Self-Rape
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Author Comments

THIS PASSED!? Omg, you guys...I love you all.
THIS IS THE SECRET EPISODE OF SLASH FIRESTORM!
This is a VERY old piece I made back when I first started learning flash. But with the passing of the Xiaolin Secret Episode, I decided to submit this as well.
ALL REVIEWS WILL BE RESPONDED TO! :-D

Note: Since this is old, obviously some stuff is way out of date, heh. I'm Elite Guard Supreme Commander now, obviously. Also, if one can't make fun of themselves...insert witty comment here.

I started out with the Barney Bunch style because it was very easy to learn...speakonia, tweening, basic actionscript...believe it or not, it's a good place to start for a total beginner. Those guys were more useful than any tutorial, I tell you.

So yes, enjoy!

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Average Score: 7.8 / 10

Score: 10
gentstoGs

"ROFLMAO!!"

date: September 24, 2008

OMG NICE LOVED END!!made me laff my 4ss off(maybe litterally) i cud tell u used that speech program cuz that sounds like microsoft sam right?o well its STILL ROX!!

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Score: 10
pikadude

"lol you are so awsome"

date: June 27, 2008

We need more people like you in the world!lol drew pickles!^_^ *_*

September 6, 2008

Author's Response:

There needs to be a revival of the Barney Bunch. It's so easy to make these kinds of flashes, and the potential for lulz is endless.

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Score: 10
puddinN64

"Nice!"

date: September 20, 2007

Don't change a thing!

December 30, 2007

Author's Response:

I DO intend to make an update someday, showcasing how much my 'skills' have improved. lol.

Plus I'm all high-statty and awesome now.

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Score: 8
IEatBabies

"The Monologue"

date: May 3, 2007

Many parts of this monologue made me laugh out loud. This was worth watching just for the monoglue. I recommend this to anyone.

Author's Response:

Thank you, good sir, I am glad you enjoyed!

I may make an updated version someday, as I have become considerably more powerful/homosexual since the original production of this flash! :-D

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Score: 5
Sentio

"Bon Jovi is teh sex"

by: Sentio
date: April 25, 2007

I saw him live last year and everything...

Anyway, the flash! A fantastic self parody there, and one of the funniest submissions I have seen in a long time. It was funny cos it was true (except for the giant erection- we know it was three inches really).

Graphics- not good, but then it wouldn't have been half as funny to see a well animated/drawn Slash rubbing against Drew Pickles, so it doesn't matter.

Style- typical Slash classic style, and reliant entirely on humor, which there was in abundance. I still hate the damn speakonia voices, but it wouldn't be the same without them.

Sound- annoying, but necessary for the style, so a 5.

Humor- 10 out of 10, one of the funniest submissions I have ever seen. To be able to make fun of yourself is great, and it is all the funnier for it.

So a solid 3/5, which isn't bad at all for a flash with so little animation skill.

Author's Response:

Questioning the size of my penis is a challenge.

COME AND BEHOLD MY ENORMOUS DICK

Also, Bon Jovi.

I need to update this one...

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