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CNN Headlines Ep. 01

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04/05/2007 | 10:33PM EST

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CNN Headlines Ep. 01
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Today's article: http://www.cnn.com/2007/U S/04/03/school.sex.ap/ind ex.html

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

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Average Score: 7.5 / 10

Score: 8
VisCos

"LOL!!!"

by: VisCos
date: June 28, 2008

Funny and REALLY realistic *cough* *cough*

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Score: 10
bifgis

"Guys this is fucking awesome."

by: bifgis
date: August 27, 2007

Well reported. This is in my favourites.

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Score: 7
Frogbrigadier666

"Didn't think i'd like it"

date: April 6, 2007

I didn't think I'd like this when I heard the computer voice for everyone in it but it was actually pretty funny. I especially liked the song at the end. Who was it and where can I get it? Nice job.

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http://www.godhatesamerica.co m/

^ that is where you can get the song. The site ain't hard to figure out really, so you'll be fine. It's called "Filthy Flag".

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Score: 0
FuzzyFingers

"I could have easily voted higher on this, but..."

date: April 6, 2007

This was actually a little funny, until the ending song. I'm not jumping on a soapbox to flame the pubes who made this, when CNN gets a hold of them defaming their logo (trust me, their attorneys are much better than mummy & daddy's), the shit'll hit the fan.

I don't mind politcal humor at all, but that song is simply hateful and inflammatory. If they hate it that much, move to Mexico or Canada, they have plenty of room for emo-trash like them. Oh dear, but they don't have any Hot Topics (c). do they? What to do, what to do....

Author's Response:

I totally agree with you, i never got why they are like "AMERICA IS DOOMED" but they still live there. I added the song as a joke btw, you're not nice. :(

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Score: 10
magiclink

"yay"

date: April 5, 2007

ill try to save this cause it's good

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:) <3

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