Eulogy For: The Blue Blob (D/C)
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
11/12/01 – 10/02/08
!!!!!!!!!PLEASE READ THIS WILE THE MOVIE LOADS!!!!!!!!!!
The Blue Blob is back folks. If you haven't seen The Blue Blob before it was a movie that was submitted a while back by me. It at first got a decent score and got to no.2 of the day in the portal. But after a while hateful comments swarmed in, some saying that this was the most offensive and disturbing movie on Newgrounds and some saying it was TOO offensive. Well, I don't care about them, but I am warning you now that this version is a LOT worse. It contains more scenes and improved graphics. Please be warned that this movie is only for the sick fuckers like me out there. I also realise that this is a bit tactless after the tragic events of today, but lets not take our sorrows out on this movie please. My thoughts go out to the friends and family of the people who lost there lives today and I dedicate my efforts to improve this movie to them.
Sure...I Guess...
This movie is OK...the movie makes no sense at all, just blood and stabbing everywhere...It kinda sucks and weird. There's no story at all...Just killing, and that's why it sucks, if you had a good scenario...it would be better.
dude.. i love violent shit... but you just suck dude... not only was there like a total lack of a plot, but there wasn't even any fucking humor involved... he didn't even have any good one liners... you seriously suck goat balls man... I would call it tactless... but i think that is giving it too much credit... I think the best way for you to improve this piece would be to end your life on a webcam and send that in as a flash short instead, jackass...
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS MAN YOUR A VERY SICK PERVERTED PERSON! AND I DONT THINK AT A TIME LIKE THIS YOU SHOULD OF MADE THAT MOVIE! JEASE MAN YOU HAVE A SICK MIND!
I think the humour of this movie lies in the way people try to avoid the violence.
Other user comments are saying this is a poor movie because it has no plot or scenario, but this its totally intentional.
See the movie for what it is, not for what you want it to be.
Good job, Gary
Good with the flash, but not the stuff I want to see.
this movie doesnt just suck because its incredibly sick and violent, its because your so called improved graphics suck, you have no plot, your voice acting and sounds suck, and its just a poor movie.
How long did this damn thing take to make, like 5 seconds. the improved graphics suck ass. and u also say u dedicate your effort into improving this movie to the people of sept.11. what kind of DUMBSHIT are u. I bet u praise osama binladen.
top five points to be made:
5) I could draw better than that blindfolded,one hand tied behind my back, and eating a cheese danish baked with oregino with a hint of lemon
4) You have little to no creativity. Porn and then killing a family for no reaso? Puh-lease. If you want to commit a crime have it be for money of sex or SOMETHING. God. Newgrounds needs to set up a few rules and regulations here.
3) That was violence instead of story. that's why shitty horror films like Lord of Illusions and Bleeders die on the shelves real quick.
2) I just got off the Goldilocks 2 reader reviewer. So, what's it like brownnosing Satan?
1) For fuck's sake, couldn't you have picked anything better than a blob???
i hate when people brag yet they have nothing to show. she was offended by the vaginal stabbing i bet, and she didnt want to seem all that retarded so she made up some bs reasons she didnt like it. thats pretty good artwork. creativity is decent, although not too great. the phantasm is violence instead of story and its still alive and kicking. she obviously is making this crap up cuz she calls the creator of goldilocks 2 satan. and a blob just SHOWS your imigination exists.
and if you think thats offensive, keep an eye out for my shyt. once i get unlazy i will blow all your feeble minds away with the sickest stuff this side of kiddy cannibalistic nymphomaniacle sado masochists. w00t!
keep em coming man, these are some of the funniest movies i've ever seen. man, fuck the critics, we keep em hanging with eveil thoughts and bad fucking lyrics
Beatiful... that was just beautiful...
GEEZ!At least lower down the sceaming!and starting to break the speakers,lowering is ok for mine but I can still hear the friggin loud scream.
But still,add the blue blobby penis,knife in the pussy(err...I mean vagina)STILL doesn't make sense to me,the blob could of fucked her to death you know.Well anywayz I still like golilocks(1 and 2) for killing sensation.GtG
First off i do comment you on work ... that being said is now this
u made a flash movie about killing a family this is the most degrading if not worthless Movie on newgrounds it is Movie like this that Have people put blame on sites like Newgrounds and others I suggest u go see ur local Loony bin and get help
'Nuff said.
I swear some people are so fake. They act like they are all offened by this kinda stuff and give it bad reviews. But yet when they see it on a movie they don't get offended. When they see it on the news they say "oh thats terrible" and keep living on with there normal lives like nothin happened at all. Seriously there is nothing left in the world that can offend or even surprise people anymore. This movie was great and anyone who said it was offencive is just trying to act like they care. But in all reality no one cares any more. so be real people.
... just bored. Not even particularly with this movie, exactly (though, honestly, I found it far from interesting), but with the whole, simplistic "sex and violence" obsession everyone (figuratively speaking, of course) seems to have. It makes for the most predictable stuff, when presented so simply, as most people tend to do. Sex for the sake of sex and violence for the sake of violence. In terms of story content, this was no better than stick animation. Sorry, I like sex and violence as much as the next person, but I have to have a bit more "content" than this film provided.
There was no point to this at all. It was just violence for violence's sake. I would call this the most disturbing movie I've seen in my short time here(on ng), but there's probably something more disturbing being made as we speak. This is just another movie with a "kill this for no reason" plot.
it didnt really disturb me at all though, i think emm kaah's stuff is more disturbing, but thats not what i wach flash for, i think this was awsome and i think you should maek more!
that was the biggest pile of shit i've ever seen in my life! it's a cartoon, it ain't disturbing, it's the fact u got a kick out of making it that sickens me! u nob...
NOTE TO ALL PEOPLE COMING: DONT WATCH THIS SHIT
Usually I faithfully rate accordingly to the movie, but this peice of shit was so horrible, I just didn't give a fuck. I don't see how this is funny at all. Have fun raping mothers.
This sucked balls! The graphics were ok, but the sound quality sucked, and so did the story...please dont submit weird shit like this on NG ever again....
That was fucking bad ass. no storyline, just get straight to killing!!!Damn that was fucking bad ass.
since no one cares about the "director" of this crap, why did you make a directors cut? you suck!
I never knew stuff that wasnt made by me could suck so bad..
I must say you got the talent to make some descent flashes... BUT GET A FUCKING LIFE AND MAKE SOME DESCENT FLASHESH!!
Since it is very hard to put horror or emotions or whatever in a flash, people make them about humorous stuff, to make people laugh.. i dont know if you are sick enough to laugh about this, but most people dont.. So next time, try to make some cooler jokes, or just make a meaningless fbf or something.. evrything is better than this..
Pros:
- ehm..
Cons:
-Sucky Music
-Sucky story
-Meaningless battles or should i say useless massacre's
-Unoriginal
-etc
-etc
agree with Xvon
no point, no plot, how this has managed not to get Blammed is a fucking mystery
You must have one sick mind to make up something this depraved and horrible . Im giveing a good review only for its creativity. Honestly,out of the whole 18 years of my life i have never seen anything so vile and disgusting. The blue Blob is not recommended to the faint of heart. Whatch it and you will agree.