This Flash is dedicated to a very special man, who was known throughout the land for his masturbatory prowess. According to legend, he was even able to extract happy juice from a long-deceased goat. It is with this tradition in mind that we, the posters of thepriceislol.com try to recreate this feat every day.
To this day, we have masturbated exactly 23,097 dead goats, with no effect. Today however, will be different. Today, you will be the dead goat. So shut up and smile.