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Feb 6, 2007 | 6:09 PM EST
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Test your pick-up skills in this game. Act like a dweeb and you'll find yourself alone watching Skinemax at the end of the night. Make the money moves and you just might get lucky. Brought to you by

**Ending may seem awkward. A sequel is planned for this game (though might take awhile).



Rated 1 / 5 stars


If you're going to do pick up, do it right.

First, you need to pay attention to your body language and position. If you come up directly in front or behind, you're going to be seen as too challenging or you will scare them.

Second, although immediately introducing yourself is better then saying "Hi!" holding off on giving your name is a good way to tell if a girl is interested in you when she asks for it.

Second, saying something like "It isn't easy for a guy to come up and talk to a beautiful girl" oozes of something lacking in confidence. Next, the issue with the friend is problematic: Yes, you MUST win over the friend. However in this game, the friend gets little more then a drink for attention and treating your friend like a sucker. Which brings me to another point, the number of women who actively try to get men to buy them drinks. There's also some debate as to whether or not it's a good idea to buy them a drink, but the general idea is no since she will either not respect you, or view you as trying to get her drunk.

It sounds like you have a pretty good idea of the general structure of the pick up and a few decent ideas. However, most of what you've offered is one hundred percent overused and let me tell you- women are going to know these lines like the Happy Birthday song. You have got to innovate!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


these dating walkthroughs are funny, especially when a girll plays them to see how men think we think. and this game is right! keep this up. oh and what was the guy before me on when he submitted his comment? you cant read that! no sense what-so-ever...


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Lines good enough to get Helen Keller....only.

Wow, the person who wrote these lines must only be able to pick up chicks in flash games he writes, either that or ones with down syndrome.

I'll give you a 10 in everything but style. And, unfortunately, the horrendous weight of that 0 in style brings the overall score down to about....0. Good job Rico Suave!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it wasnt that bad

it didnt was bad like elduceoderusurungs said it was good and you were right from say this and that it where smart words


Rated 0 / 5 stars

didnt even have to watch it to know it sucked

1.i havent been on new grounds in a while but heres something i do know i dont wanna play a game the bar pick up and have no usally people reviw them to help the artist but in some nudity.