Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.19 / 5.00 15,190 ViewsTest your pick-up skills in this game. Act like a dweeb and you'll find yourself alone watching Skinemax at the end of the night. Make the money moves and you just might get lucky. Brought to you by AlphaBeta.com
**Ending may seem awkward. A sequel is planned for this game (though might take awhile).
Reviews
Rated 0 / 5 stars February 7, 2007
Lines good enough to get Helen Keller....only.
Wow, the person who wrote these lines must only be able to pick up chicks in flash games he writes, either that or ones with down syndrome.
I'll give you a 10 in everything but style. And, unfortunately, the horrendous weight of that 0 in style brings the overall score down to about....0. Good job Rico Suave!
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 7, 2007
it wasnt that bad
it didnt was bad like elduceoderusurungs said it was good and you were right from say this and that it where smart words
Rated 0 / 5 stars February 7, 2007
didnt even have to watch it to know it sucked
1.i havent been on new grounds in a while but heres something i do know i dont wanna play a game the bar pick up and have no nudity..so usally people reviw them to help the artist but in some nudity.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 7, 2007
needs work
most reviews are mentioning the cliche lines, your whole game is cliche. this is the 4th or 5th game of this nature ive played and honestly you really got a lot of work to do if you ever want to be remembered. i LOVED "the ROMP" but unfortunatly it was taken away and i was hopeing your game might be half as fun. if your character "gabrielle" was it is the big pickup king hes got to talk and sound like one. the way your boy comes across youd swear the only time he gets sex is by paying for it, or by date-rapeing the fat chick thats pukeing in the corner. seriously you got to bring a new perspective to this type of game or you got to make it a lot better than the previous games of this nature. do a little research and im sure you could pull it togeather.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 7, 2007
like the style but the conversations were off
i like the way the game played. like tryin to figure out wut to say or wutever. but the first answer i picked called em sexy and i failed. i say that shit all the time and it does work. make the guy more cocky and not so gay. but the style of game was great. maybe a remake is in order