Hey! Bad guys coming!
Sick of stick figure cartoons? Get ready for stick genocide!
Feature length animated motion picture brimming with action and adventure!
-Frontpage, crapped my pants. Thank you very much for this!!
After years of hiding, I have decided to reveal the truth to all of humanity. This is how babies are really made, the secret the government didn’t want you to know about.
LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN! DOWN WITH THE STORK ALLIANCE!