Eulogy For: Cute Hentai Girls Pissing

(Score at Death: 0.94/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

01/12/07 – 10/13/09


Submitted by <deleted> with the following comments:

**VOTE FIVE ON THIS FLASH YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT, THATS ALL YOU'LL EVER BE WORTH TOOLS**

This was done in windows movie maker, each frame was made in paint and imported in windows movie maker., it's a short animation of cereal getting slapped around like a bitch.

I responde to all reviews

Score: 1
diabaal13

"Hmmm..."

date: January 12, 2007

im sorry but i didnt see any point to this, and i didnt think it was funny.


Score: 3
Pistolitas

"U got something going their"

date: January 12, 2007

Well sir.......u got something going....its not that bad..iv seen worst...anyways..the graphics were good......try making ur own cereal box...it seem u just grabbed it from a pic place and just put a drawing of a penis on the box.....dont no y u put that their but anyways.Mmmmu song was good..went well with the flash....like a torture kind of sing...Dude u got the graphics ..just try making something else....cause just watching a cereal box getting squeezed and dropped isnt that much(y u do a flash about a box being torture).Try doing it about something else
Good Luck


Score: 3
ViRuZX

"mhm"

by: ViRuZX
date: January 12, 2007

Mkay, well even if this WAS a test, it could have been easily much better. Speed things up: the hand, the animations for the cereal box. Most of us don't like watching flash movies in full bullet-time. It would've been a funny and good loop -- if you found better and funny music (ex. badger/magical trevor?) And don't respond with spam... Respond with beef jerky! :)


Score: 5
hypersomniax

"frickin l33t"

date: January 13, 2007

not really...maybe if it had been faster, called cereal slap, and had some frickin crazy ass music to it.


Score: 0
TeuT

"Not good"

by: TeuT
date: January 13, 2007

It was a nonsense and boring animation to me (notice how i try to stick to the rules of rewieving....thing that almost everyone run over XD)
BTW, if you want, start one of your long swearing responses, the longer it is, the longer i laugh at you :)


Score: 10
DarkDragonVX

"Wow man! :0"

date: January 17, 2007

this is so HAWT! :D this flash kicks a$$


Score: 10
galatea1

"THIS IS THE BEST DAMN MOVIE NG HAS SEEN!!! EVER!!!"

date: January 17, 2007

This has already passed, so if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!!

OMG YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER!!! (Didn't you submit this before?) I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO PROFOUND!!! This has got to be the most wonderful animation...I'm speechless. You've got my five!!! (I really did vote 5). AWESOME!!! Just plain AWESOME!!!!!

Seriously, congrats on the award! :D


Score: 10
chenk

"oMG?"

by: chenk
date: January 17, 2007

u sir are one of the most smartest ppl, making this will piss the hentai fans off soo much, i salute u into giving u 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~chenk


Score: 10
ZekeySpaceyLizard

"beautiful"

date: January 17, 2007

A wondrous tale of how a rectangular box of cereal becomes a cube of cereal, and then a box again. With only the hand of God to guide it.

Truly epic in both concept and scope.

I had many a tear in my eye and jizz in my pants as I watched this.

Danke, Cereal. Danke Arigato.


Score: 1
Ken-Masta

"hmm..."

date: January 17, 2007

I reckon it's one of your first flashes. I'll give you some advice:

1. The title will not win submision - if you make a movie titled UBERSEX then show UBERSEX and not anything else.
2. Work on a plot to make the movie interesting. Even with poor graphics a movie can pass if it's interesting or SUPERFUNNY.
3. Try working on your graphics - always try to improve your graphics.

I think thats it :)
LOVE&PEACE EVERYONE


Score: 1
critiqUe109

"Wrong name fer a muvee dood..."

date: January 17, 2007

Just name it as it is. People will look don on you and say: "Why did he just make this???" It can be a good thing if you make something worth watching for everyone.


Score: 10
bass31

"outstanding"

by: bass31
date: January 17, 2007

this was amazing rofl, is that perfect dark music too LOL?


Score: 9
Spinister

"This was... Actually very nice!!"

date: January 17, 2007

For some reason I really liked this... The pointlessness and the music was really overwhelming and it just... Reached out... And touched my heart...

Brought a tear to my eye.

Beautiful.


Score: 6
Chameleondude

"I dont see why everyone is crying about it.."

date: January 17, 2007

it says its a box of cereal getting slapped about and thats what it is..

He did it on paint and windows movie maker give him a break jeez.


Score: 5
Asteraith

"hahaha, knew this would make turd"

date: January 17, 2007

hey, congrats on making turd of the week. i saw this the other day, and i knew it was either going to get blammed or get an award. my one and only complaint is the hentai thing. everyone who wants to get attention for something non-porn uses a hentai title. maybe call it "hot, sweaty xxx" or something just to be different. i don't get why people seriously bitch about these. this is NG, not a porn site, so why expect to get porn? anyway, nice work.


Score: 5
BaMSuKkA

"hA"

date: January 17, 2007

I laughed, cause it moved unbelievably slow with that dramatic perfect dark music or wateva. I don't even care, i still liked it, I especially liked it for the fact that every 14 year old got hard while clicking it gettin their box of tissues ready, that just makes me laugh. High fuckin Five man.


Score: 3
Skullmuffin

"funny"

date: January 17, 2007

why was there a penis on the ceral box?


Score: 8
Flee

"That was..."

by: Flee
date: January 17, 2007

...hilarious!


Score: 9
slick2

"heh"

by: slick2
date: January 18, 2007

cereal getting slapped around over and over again...its nice with the extremely creepy background music..its a turd..but its a good turd


Score: 4
manzi1

"Perfect dark FTW"

by: manzi1
date: January 19, 2007

music kicked ass...


Score: 10
halfdeadorfull

"wtf..."

date: January 19, 2007

what really cracks me up is that its rated T for mild violence. roflmao


Score: 7
56k-Freak

"OMG"

date: January 19, 2007

The sound and interactivity are amazing O_O VOTE 5!!!!! OMG #1 on my favs!!!


Score: 4
imthedude

"Definately different"

date: January 20, 2007

I've gotta give it to ya, I've never seen anything quite like this. While the animation was on the simplistic side, I feel that anything more defined would've detracted from the piece.
It is what it is, as simple as that I presume. (though had you used two cereal boxes, he could've been rolling craps)


Score: 10
Charles-Norris

"Woohoo!!"

date: January 20, 2007

Best flash ever!!1!1!! I was watching it for almost an hour and a half!!!!!! awsome!!1!1! I love you!!1!1!


Score: 10
tuan69

"2007: A Space Masterpiece!"

by: tuan69
date: January 21, 2007

This is a timeless classic that deserves repeat viewing.

I love the use of different colour palettes.

It really highlighted the different tones of the movie.

Great job guys!

Cheers!


Score: 10
Fmoss3

"just wow"

by: Fmoss3
date: January 21, 2007

i dunno if its just cause i'm off my face but that said a lot about the oppression of our government. It censors and restricts us and brings us up to great heights until it fails us and we fall back down. then we start on our on and begin to grow and flurish until we reintroduce goverment, starting the cycle again. or it could be about dropping cereal. tops :D


Score: 10
scrubbb

"fucking awesome man"

date: January 21, 2007

i lovedit wen da chyt henti girl piss on kid face it was su funy!!!!!!!!!!!!111 cant wait for sequal


Score: 1
Hellian00

"This sucked!"

date: January 22, 2007

I usually don't use such insults in reviews, but the only word for this is Crap!

Now for the actual review:
The graphics sucked, there was no style at all, the sound repeated like every 3 seconds and was just sum music, no violence(not a bad or good thing), 0 interactivity, 0 humor.

I diddn't like this flash.


Score: 0
Foobs

"Touching."

by: Foobs
date: January 22, 2007

We all take cereal for granted. Maybe now, people will see the torment they endure.


Score: 2
tenchimuyo500

"Music was a cool/weird."

date: January 22, 2007

This is the kind of stuff that is put up to piss people off. Keep making more.


Score: 1
GaiasDeath

"Spawn of boredom?"

date: January 22, 2007

It made me laugh for whatever reason. Probably because there was no sound. This got turd of the week anyway.

And hey, this has nothing to do with the flash, but he really does respond to reviews. Kick ass.

Well, the lowest score was sound. Add an annoying loop next time or something.


Score: 5
Ecion

"hm"

by: Ecion
date: January 23, 2007

not meaning to be offensive in any way, but I'm just curious. What was the meaning behind this flash? I'm not going to rate it or judge it until I'd get some kind of understanding behind the idea of this flash.
thanks.


Score: 6
EchoStarlite

"LAWL random..."

date: January 23, 2007

*chuckles*

Okay, the name FORTUNATELY has nothing to do with this flash. I'm in class, so when the teacher gets going... We watch things like this.

CEREAL.

I feel like I'm in Film Studies again.

Good job with Paint, though! Kudos for that!

...F***ing random. :)


Score: 1
Jasper5

"It kinda sux"

date: January 23, 2007

You only hear some music and see a hand

its nothing to do with cute hentai girls :S


Score: 3
GunblazeX

"YAY! BITCHSLAPING! d(^.^d)"

date: January 23, 2007

w00t! Most of your flashes(if not all) have misleading titles...
Why not make a kids thing thats really hentai...BUT...
after 30 seconds a HUGE MONSTER POPS OUT AND SCREAMS!!!!!!
That'll scare those pervs >)


Score: 4
highwatermark

"Niiiiiiiice."

date: January 23, 2007

Good idea mates, keep it up.


Score: 2
Noyze

"..."

by: Noyze
date: January 23, 2007

dont even try...i mean hentai is cool n all i guess... but try again dude...im trying to b nice


Score: 1
Whiplesh

"Not good"

date: February 1, 2007

Obviously the titles a trick (Duh!) The idea of someone throwing a cardboard box around like that is something new I guess, but I really think that you could use better ideas. The music was passable and I really didn't see any humor in this. The funny thing would be that idiots would think that there are hentai girls!


Score: 0
HalfHumanHalfZombie

"Sorry"

date: February 20, 2007

It was too boring.Too Repetitive. Hand Crushes Cereal box. Keep up the great work tho! You can make it more entertaining!


Score: 10
snowdragon-jr1

"great"

date: March 26, 2007

I just loved it when that hentai girl started peeing it was great (Ps. ceep them coming)


Score: 2
Jet-Bazooka

"That cereal was owned"

date: April 17, 2007

I've always hated cereal( not the user) and I'm glad i saw cereal getting crushed and thrown down. You will always be revered in the name of cereal haters.


Score: 0
Dontol93

"Uhh..."

date: May 5, 2007

I've looked at some of your other submissions, and all the ones I saw were just something pointless repeating itself. Why make flash if you're not going to be serious about it?


Score: 0
happydudey5

"Oh for god sakes delete this!"

date: July 4, 2007

This is not was it was suppose to be i mean it sounding stupid at first but when i saw this OH GOD!!!!!!


Score: 3
LadyX

"cute ceral box getting crushed"

by: LadyX
date: July 20, 2007

yeah, nice drawing there. but i really missed the cute hentai girl.
but then again, the cereal box is cuter than any hentai girl.


Score: 0
MikeXoftheY

"Yaah a "tool""

date: July 26, 2007

anisly this is nuthing more then a cheep vid.its a traper and I dont like it.


Score: 10
MAYORMCHEESE

"Listen, I'm VERY SORRY, but..."

date: August 11, 2007

Hentai just can't be allowed on Newgrounds! You read what Tom Fulp posted yesterday: "Listen, if I see another hentai submission on Newgrounds, I'm gonna rip everyone's balls in half!" He's SERIOUSLY getting angered about this, man!

Overall though, great job! That was some hot shit. When that chick wizzed all over that dying dog, OHHHHH MAMA.


Score: 10
matthias10

"hantai girls?"

date: October 5, 2007

all i saw was a cereal box and a hand


Score: 1
07543

"a box"

by: 07543
date: October 10, 2007

the music was good sorta the animation was half good sorta but it keeps repeating


Score: 0
iamnotgod5

"uuuuh huh..."

date: January 23, 2008

yea no way ur getting a 5 on this submission


Score: 0
darknessnitemare

"W...t.....f.."

date: January 28, 2008

That completely sucked, i dont know what twisted mind you have but you need that fixed.


Score: 10
Obsessed117

"Amazing"

date: January 29, 2008

Holy crap I loved the part where the hentai girl pissed in his mouth, this was REALLY HOT

I hope this taught you hentai pervs a lesson :D


Score: 10
kieond7

"Where are the girls"

date: February 6, 2008

All i saw was a hand and a ceral box.


Score: 0
Katie2Kat

"Stuuuuupiiiid"

date: February 6, 2008

Please just do something worth while. Why would this be even rated Teen?


Score: 1
naruto17186556886

"WTF"

date: March 21, 2008

Where are the girls pissing


Score: 7
gumuss

"not bad"

by: gumuss
date: March 28, 2008

not bad.


Score: 6
northcarolina1

"HAHA"

date: April 18, 2008

I USED THIS TO TRICK MY PERVERTED FRIEND HE WAS SO PISSED


Score: 1
phsychopath

"not another one"

date: May 17, 2008

This is the second time I was told that there would be hentai but it was only a lie!!!


Score: 10
FatKidWitAJetPak

"LOL!!!"

date: June 12, 2008

Why doesn't anybody have a since of humor? Lol, I thought it was actually pretty funny. Especially with the epic music and all. AND THERE IS HENTAI IN THIS MOVIE!! Just look at that cereal box!!!!!!!!!!!!11one


Score: 10
mako1

"LOL"

by: mako1
date: June 13, 2008

Why the fuck is there a shlong on the cereal box?

PS~lol


Score: 8
ZXRN

"nice prank..."

by: ZXRN
date: June 19, 2008

but..TAMK is right! don't order us to vote you high -_-


Score: 10
Majeh1254

"rofl"

date: June 26, 2008

amazing


Score: 4
kursedangelz

"Next time make the video about wat it says!!!!!!!!"

date: July 10, 2008

That was bullcrap dude don't fool people with the title that u choose it's annonying

and frankly IT PISSES ME OFF! Just saying


Score: 1
monisama200

"really?"

date: October 27, 2008

im not gonna even venture a vote


Score: 1
donika

"wtf!!!!!"

by: donika
date: November 19, 2008

wtf man.stop doing this people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Score: 0
MeHorny

"lamer"

date: December 23, 2008

Man it's just getting lamer and lamer.... loooool


Score: 0
Hurley-Reyes

"....."

date: January 23, 2009

The only word for this is Crap!

Now for the actual review:
The graphics sucked, there was no style at all, the sound repeated like every 3 seconds and was just some music, no violence(not a bad or good thing), 0 interactivity, 0 humor.

I didn't like this flash.


Score: 0
godstrength4

"You deserve a 0 !!"

date: March 9, 2009

Congratulations !!
People find this flash useless


Score: 10
shanyuj

"the title is out of...."

date: March 28, 2009

the its content


Score: 0
Leon745

"..."

date: April 15, 2009

yo flash is trash


Score: 0
sonic323

"te rating and name"

date: July 15, 2009

IS A LIE


Score: 0
TioVouche

":-)"

date: September 22, 2009

Hahaha!
All the Zeros R Belong 2 U.

Creative, I think so...


Score: 8
ihatenames

"LOLZ"

date: October 9, 2009

nice!!!