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Men's Wearhouse Volume 4

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Starberry

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Adam-Ant

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Retrosmash (retr0smash)

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taylor-bortner

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ThreeStar

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GEORGE ZIMMER (Buy!)

Date Submitted

01/04/2007 | 07:09PM EST

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Movie | 9.2 MB

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3.34 / 5.00

Score Rank: #34,906
Popularity Rank: #66,058

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Ages 17+ Explicit Audio, Mild Text
Men's Wearhouse Volume 4
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It's been a few months since the third installment of the Men's Wearhouse trilogy, but such is the way of hollywood: a movie trilogy is never enough.

Similar to volume 1, there are 5 tales of the master tailor George Zimmer. These stories have been precisely written by our finest authors to touch you emotionally and sentimentally.

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Average Score: 9.1 / 10

Score: 10
f9

"ALL DEEZ IZ TRILL"

by: f9
date: January 12, 2008

Pardon me Taylor Bortner, If it isn't too much trouble, could you be so kind as to forward a track list of the chrome songs on to me. It would be much appreciated.

PS Gud sries ilkd all dem makes smee laugff keep upthe gd wrk maik mower par favour

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Score: 10
GEORGEFUCKINGZIMMER

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date: July 18, 2007

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MERE HOURS AGO, ON A SUBWAY RIDE HOME TO MY LAVISH PENTHOUSE APARTMENT, ON MY WAY BACK FROM THE WORLDS MOST VIRILE MAN COMPETITION, THERE SAT ACROSS FROM ME A WOMAN OF ADMIRABLE MAMARY PROPORTIONS. NATURALLY, MY IMMEDIATE REACTION WAS FOR MY DANGEROUS, DEVILISH, DAPPER DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL TO SWELL TO THE ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL BAT. BUT I DIGRESS. THE IMPORTANT PART OF MY TALE OF UNIMAGINABLE SEXUAL PROWESS WAS THUS:

A RATHER INNEBRIATED FELLOW BEGAN TO HARASS THE OTHER PATRONS UPON THE SUBWAY CAR WHOSE DIJMENSIONS WERE BEING NOW APPROACHED BY THAT OF MY TOWERING MEAT FOUNTAIN. HAVING NOT THE SAME AUDACITY AS I, THEY THOUGHT IT BEST TO LET THE MAN BE. AS HE MOVED FROM PROUDLY DISPLAYING HIS COMPARATIVELY INSIGNIFICANT PENILE PINKY TO THE OLDER WOMEN TO THE YOUNG, BOUNCY AND BOUNTIFUL BEAUTIFULLY BREASTED BROAD THAT HAD CAUSED THE MAMMOTH SWELLING OF MY SWEATY MALE-WHALE, I CLUTCHED TIGHTLY MY TROPHY FROM AFOREMENTIONED COMPETITION, AND KNEW IMMEDIATELY THE APPROPRIATE COURSE OF ACTION. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS WANDERING EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR. THE RESULTIMG AROMA OF GIN AND TESTOSTERONE THAT LINGERED IN THE AIR WAS INVIGORATING. I THEN SPOKE IN A DIALECT OF MANDARIN CHINESE IN A FREQUENCY THAT ONLY ELEPHANTS CAN HEAR A WARNING TO THIS MAN THAT THIS BEHVAIOR OF HIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. ALAS, IT FELL ON DEAF EARS, FOR HE HAD PASSED. THE FELLATIO SESSION THAT I HAD EARNED FROM THE MAGNIFICENTLY MILKY MAIDEN WAS INTERRUPTED BY THE GOINGS-ON OF THE NEAREST POLICE OFFICER. RATHER THAN GO THROUGH THE TEDIUM OF FILLING OUT TIRESOME REPORTS AND STATEMENTS, I WASHED HIM OUT OF THE TRAIN AND UP THE STAIRS TO THE STREET WITH A BATH OF ONLY THE FINEST PROTEIN PACKED PUBIC PUDDING THAT I COULD MUSTER. I GUARANTEE IT.

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Score: 10
Mistah-T

"Oh"

date: January 20, 2007

Wonchop was the monkey.

Great movie.

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Score: 7
Orcinator

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date: January 7, 2007

I AM SADDENED AT THIS SERIES'S LACK OF PENIS

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Score: 5
galatea1

"I wasn't overly fond of the first three"

date: January 5, 2007

no offense intended to the guys who worked on them; but they just weren't my cup of tea, humor-wise. That sort of brought the overall rating down. But the last two were very funny. I loved Retrosmash's special brand of "condescending"; and I liked the music and animation from Three-star. Although I'm not sure what was implied by "frothy." LOL Is it dirty...? :D

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buh

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