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Jul 17, 2000 | 2:23 AM EDT

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    Assassin Killing and humiliating celebrities and pop-culture icons since 1996!

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars July 31, 2000


OK, lemme get somethin straight... isn't assassin for KILLING celebrities, not letting the guzzle cum? It's a pretty good concept, but sick... Did a good job... Gave it a 5.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 27, 2000

Utterly Stupid.

First of all, I do not think this movie belongs in Assassin, as unless I missed something, the objective is not to kill Sisqo, but have him swallow a certain fluid secreted in intercourse. In any case, this is a small insult towards Sisqo taken into a crappy game. I was hoping for something much better than this.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars July 27, 2000

Cum guzzlin' Sisqo

This looks like a pretty lame job, but really it is pretty funny. We all no Sisqo is a fruit and seeing him swallow cum is funny.
It's a pretty good concept and although it doesn't have all the style of beat up the bsb, it still makes for fun play.
Haha Sisqo's body in the game is so cool, like an action man or something!
It may not be god like but I will tell my friends, worth the loading time.


Rated 1 / 5 stars July 24, 2000

Waste of time.

Good concept but poorly delivered.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 17, 2000

Funny Stuff!!!

OK...I would have given this movie a 10 (the content was original and hysterical, the game play was unique, and the close up of sisqo's face was a real gut buster) but my rules for ranking clearly state that anything that ends in gay porn is automatically dropped by 3 points!!! LOL.


PS-keep up the good work!!!

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