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We three kings of orient (Buy!)


Submitted: 12/20/2006 | 09:38PM EST

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Current Score: 2.62 / 5.00

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This game is for everyone who's stuck working on christmas, and who hasn't seen their family in a long time, because they said they hated them.

Its christmas night and you have to make it home. But - your boss won't let you leave. How can you get home? Find out...

This requires some actual thought, trial and error will get you nowhere.

By the way - no christmas preloader because the christmas preloader is "corrupted" and won't work.

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Average Score: 2.8 / 10

Score: 6
newskies

"Alright, not great"

date: December 21, 2006

kalikat1990 said "It made my speakers crack because you had it set to such a high initial level." I think that's my fault because the opening loop is made by me. I made it, by accident, terribly loud. Anyway, nice game but what's the point? I don't really get it.

-NewSkies

Author's Response:

This game can be beaten, since no one seems to have, I'll tell you how:
(If you want to figure it out, don't read this):

The point is to sneak out of work and get home for christmas.

Go up to the red door(right side of the store) and click on it, it opens up, and you go into an underground cave.

Go up to the 'demon' (floating head thing) and talk to him(click on him). He asks you for the password.

Go back to your boss, and ask him what password, password, what is the password, anything along the lines of that. He'll tell you that the password is on the cash register and "reflecting all over the floor". Zoom in on the cash register, or, if your too lazy it is:
3333333(7 3s in a row).

The demon lets you pass and you go further into the cave. Walk around for a while. Don't walk into the saw blades, they kill you!

When you get to the stairs, go up the stairs and leave.

Walk through the snow and you'll get home, and talk to your dad who you haven't seen in years, and you'll make it up to him and talk about him splitting up with your mom and christmas. Silent night plays, the end.

This isn't really that good - I made it in 2 days. I think I should've started my christmas contest a long time ago and done something 'real'.

All this really is is: a pro-christmas movie, as opposed to an anti-christmas movie. If you talk to the boss and say 'christmas', he goes on and on about the "military-industrial complex"
and a lot of other BS. He hates christmas and its just another day of the year to him.

To you its worth more.

Thats all.

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Score: 0
garion122

"WHAT?"

date: December 21, 2006

I got to the first screen with count dracula, some cans and a weird portal and then there was nothing, this game sucks

Author's Response:

Go back to your boss and ask him 'what password'.

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Score: 4
blueyedguy

"What?"

date: December 21, 2006

Maybe im just really stupid but I really dont get what you have to do!

Author's Response:

Ask your boss for the password.

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Score: 2
kalikat1990

"Okay..."

date: December 20, 2006

In response to the last person, there was a button, but you didn't miss much. Okay.... The giant pumpkin was confusing. I'm fairly certain that this was a bad joke. The file was huge, and the sound quality was terrible. It made my speakers crack because you had it set to such a high initial level.

Author's Response:

Did you actually get anywhere at this game? Wondering how far people got.

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Score: 2
etherian

"You forgot something kinda important"

date: December 20, 2006

THERE'S NO BUTTON ON THE FIRST PAGE!!!!!! I don't know if this was an accident, your trying to be funny, or I didn't look hard enough, but as far as I can tell there is no buttons.

Author's Response:

How far did you get???

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