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Submitted: 12/11/2006 | 04:31PM EST

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I thought I'd make a Christmas Movie.

The graphics are a mild improvement of my previous Lord of the Porn movie, which I'm still working on in case you're wondering :P

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Average Score: 6.6 / 10

Score: 10
Rallalazor

"RRRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT........."

date: February 17, 2009

I came to see Americas finest (the famed jesus of Christianity and the famed villian of all) fight the the death through no-holds-barred fighting, consisting of: weapons, peni, large-brested women, orangutan parts, and most-likely God himself. Unfortunatly, I found this crap and, literally, enjoyed it!

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Score: 3
Xiaoran

"work on it"

date: December 12, 2006

you need to improve, graphics, plot, sound, and idea.
Besides, chuck norris would come in and kick both their asses

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Score: 7
arbiter540

"wtf!?"

date: December 11, 2006

lol, what the hell was up with that link to "National Window Cleaners'!?! XD

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The site made me laugh.

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Score: 6
platinumhedgehog

"ok..."

date: December 11, 2006

not too bad, i just didnt find it funny
it also seemed like it should have been more violent

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Score: 6
Crash-and-burn31

"OK..."

date: December 11, 2006

That was okay. Let's run this down...

Graphics: I think a baby could draw this better.
Style: Hitler comes up to Jesus and smacks him in the face. What did he do to Hitler?
Sound: NO, Hitler was not a passionate man.
Violence: Should have had some blood coming out of them.
Interactivity: A play and replay button. Wow.
Humor: Jesus is eternal. And NO, I'm not a bible thumper.

Once again, Hitler was NOT a passionate man.

Author's Response:

Hitler was a bitch, Jesus didn't do anything

And I know Hitler wasn't a passionate man, the song was a joke.

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