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Submitted: 12/11/2006 | 04:31PM EST
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Current Score: 2.67 / 5.00
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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I thought I'd make a Christmas Movie.
The graphics are a mild improvement of my previous Lord of the Porn movie, which I'm still working on in case you're wondering :P
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Average Score: 6.6 / 10
"RRRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT........."
I came to see Americas finest (the famed jesus of Christianity and the famed villian of all) fight the the death through no-holds-barred fighting, consisting of: weapons, peni, large-brested women, orangutan parts, and most-likely God himself. Unfortunatly, I found this crap and, literally, enjoyed it!
"work on it"
you need to improve, graphics, plot, sound, and idea. Besides, chuck norris would come in and kick both their asses
"wtf!?"
lol, what the hell was up with that link to "National Window Cleaners'!?! XD
The site made me laugh.
"ok..."
not too bad, i just didnt find it funny it also seemed like it should have been more violent
"OK..."
That was okay. Let's run this down...
Graphics: I think a baby could draw this better. Style: Hitler comes up to Jesus and smacks him in the face. What did he do to Hitler? Sound: NO, Hitler was not a passionate man. Violence: Should have had some blood coming out of them. Interactivity: A play and replay button. Wow. Humor: Jesus is eternal. And NO, I'm not a bible thumper.
Once again, Hitler was NOT a passionate man.
Hitler was a bitch, Jesus didn't do anything
And I know Hitler wasn't a passionate man, the song was a joke.