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Oh no! It’s a Christmas disaster! Santa’s sleigh has crashed and he’s only just started making his rounds. How on Earth will he be finished by morning?
Hang on – what’s being thrown out of the windows? Pies and brussel sprouts!? OK, Santa knows that kids hate sprouts - but he loves them. In fact, if he eats enough pies and sprouts, he can swap the sleigh for the methane gas converter attached to his ass – and fly through the air with the greatest of ease!
Ooooh – careful – what’s this? Psychotic, evil snowmen? Who could have thought that idea up (not me). Don’t let them take a swipe at our hero! Make a dash for the sprouts, fill Santa’s Sprout-o-meter to the max and let’s make sure those presents are delivered in time!
Welcome to the Christmas time waster courtesy of Matmi. Live, love, be ….. a bit silly. It’s the silly season, after all.