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Dec 8, 2006 | 8:46 AM EST

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When Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy is invaded by the evil army of the Massacre Ninjas there is only one man who can stop them, Bakk Borris!

This was originally "Chuck Norris in Attack of the Massacre Ninjas". But Chuck Norris's lawyers didn't want that game to excist, so it had to be taken down.

And you know you don't want to mess with Chuck Norris!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Awesome, rip hearts out and eat them for your own health.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

its a pretty cool game in my opinion...but you could add more than just taking their hearts and eating them and jump-kicking get what i mean


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

fuckin manly!

beating a ninja to death with a human heart has never been so badass. the level of manly this game is on is ridiculous. did i mention the main character is a shirtless russian! awesome

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


The graphics were very detailed, which I thought was good. The music was kind of annoying though, because it was the same the whole game. You should make it so if you step on the brain, you squish it. It's a good game, I enjoyed it. Great Job, I'm giving you a 9.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


not worth a 10 i think not also a 9 i wanted to vote 8 half anyway it just a guy eating hearts what else is there he cant fight cant do anything ....