Hardcore bunny killing action.
Crime is a shit that needs wiping up!
Movies about Alfred the dog.
When Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy is invaded by the evil army of the Massacre Ninjas there is only one man who can stop them, Bakk Borris!
This was originally "Chuck Norris in Attack of the Massacre Ninjas". But Chuck Norris's lawyers didn't want that game to excist, so it had to be taken down.
And you know you don't want to mess with Chuck Norris!