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Dec 8, 2006 | 8:46 AM EST

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When Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy is invaded by the evil army of the Massacre Ninjas there is only one man who can stop them, Bakk Borris!

This was originally "Chuck Norris in Attack of the Massacre Ninjas". But Chuck Norris's lawyers didn't want that game to excist, so it had to be taken down.

And you know you don't want to mess with Chuck Norris!



Rated 4 / 5 stars July 9, 2014

I let the ninjas kill me when I got 500 kills because it got kinda boring after a while... I ended up with 16628 points, idk if that is a lot or not but whatever. I like the game, but after a while there is nothing new to do, just punch, kick, rip their hearts out and stomp on their heads. It seems original though so good work.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 7, 2014

its a pretty cool game in my opinion...but you could add more than just taking their hearts and eating them and jump-kicking get what i mean


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 27, 2014

All the game is 'Get hearts and eat them!You wil never die!Do you think it's not interesting?Come on!You can even brain these f*cking ninjas and use brains to play football!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 13, 2012

cool game but why is not in popular list its looks popular to me


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 8, 2012

Sitting in a corner eating hearts, yeaahhhh.