Eulogy For: Phoanix Spelt Wrong
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
12/01/06 – 10/21/08
You spelt Phoanix wrong.
i didint even chukle...
please dont make flash that has no value.
you can make better than this i know you can but you have to know how to make better material!
watch cartoons and get ideas lol
not all that great of a flash in all honesty but the over joke was nice
next time just make it longer >.<
9,000 kb+ and the animation is barely 15 seconds long.... waste of time...
You two are quite a pair, ya know that? Its funny because neither of you can ever produce anything worth watching. Perhaps you're doing it on purpose and its your only purpose in life. Who knows. Who cares. Its people like you who make this site look like crap. Submiting stupid crap with dialogue and graphics that revolve around perverted and toilet humor because its all that your 14 year old brains can think up of.
Constructive criticism? Uh...try? How about making a flash with an actual plot? WHOAH! I know its a crazy idea, I'm really asking a lot from you two, but really you should give it a try. Because you obviously suck at the whole random humor thing..
The point is you're not funny. And you're not funny trying to act not funny on purpose in front of everyone. I just want to you see you actually try. This why I hate the SS content. Its just stupid.
-Darkend-
That was a nice setup for the joke, but considering the amount of content this could've easily been under a meg.
I can't belive i waited that long for this crap to load!!!! I gave you a 1 because of the hardcore music at the end. It wasn't funny,it was a waste of time, and i think i could make a better flash movie than this!!!! Don't do this again!!!!
sorry, but that was a waste of time. the lip syncing was horrible, and i don't even get what the point of it was. plus, the hard rock song at the end was horribly distasteful.
Seriously, how the HECK did you cover up that much freakin space?! Did you, like, put 10,000 keyframes in?! The lipsyncing was bad, and so is the joke. I thought it was another one of those Phoenix Wright parodies, but it was ONE short and it took 4 artist.
Unbelievable.
The ONLY good thing was the preloader.
Yknow, since it's almost Christmas, I'll just give you a 4.
(Just LOVE givin)
I cried after seeing this. I cried tears of pain seeing another bullshit animation, but after reading everyone's reviews I cried tears of joy.
Do another one. And another after that.
Okay, you meant well. Having said that, I think there's something to be said for putting more than one joke into a Phoenix Wrong tribute. If you're going to the trouble, might as well go all out. The computer-speak Stephen Hawking thing was sketchy at best. Next time play around with the spelling, and get the computer to pronounce things the way you intended. I personally didn't think it was all that funny, either. We get it; he mas moobs. No need to rant for a half hour about how he overeats and just how massive the aforementioned moobs are.
And on a tangent unrelated to the Flash, don't go attacking everyone who doesn't give you a glowing review. Some of 'em are just dicks, go ahead and tear them a new one. But some genuinely want to give ideas on how to make the next Flash you make better.
lol, well, I rofl'ed anyways.
"I could always be wrong, but that was brilliant."
At first glance, it's a small immiture joke, but the fact that it was paired with such serious music and imaging in the beginning, and that horribly boring (albeit loud) song at the end makes this worth it's weight in platinum diamonds.
Its wasnt really that bad i like the McDonald joke it was very random (personly) and i bet it was better than all the other jerk offs who criticize cause i bet almost all of them havn't even took the time to even try and make there own flash... honestly that shit hard you could at least give the guy some credit he prob has a life at least (no offence) so if you don't go somthing nice to say at least put it in a nice but fair way you lil jerkoffs honestly
I can understand why anyone would want to give this a bad review. It had one thing seriously wrong with it. Less than a minute of flash should not total over 9 megabytes. It took way too long to load without any satisfying content. And yes, I have worked with flash. I know that this could have been compressed to have nearly the same quality at less than 1 megabyte if a person really tried. I can only see this animation as an advertisement for screaming rock music. It was a complete disappointment.
In conclusion, you need more content, and way more compression.
i think what the summary says is what i think about this flash movie GJ
I hate when people make fun of Phoenix Wrong, but... All Hail The Star Syndicate.
the fat man thing was pretty pointless, but holy f**k that music rocked!
*guitar plays heavily* AAAAAYYYAAAAAAH!!!!! RRRROOOOOOAAAR!
LOL 4 GROSSBERG
New meme.
Anyways, 'twas pointless, but funnier than hell. You spelled "spelled" wrong.
