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Keys: Arrow Keys and Space Bar, P to Pause
**Game is graphic and processor intensive. Recommend using IE.
The world has gone insane over the latest console. As a delivery man, it's your job to defend your wagon full of consoles while you make a local delivery to the game store. Avoid obsessed Christmas-shopping mothers, fan boys, and super-nerds as you weave your way through the city. Power up with gadgets that will help you get through the tough spots.
This is a parody, and by no means is Armageddon ever going to strike during a console launch.
Graphics by Aegies, Programming by jmtb02