Score: 4

"better choice"

by: rith-the-awakener01

date: September 22, 2009

I know this file was submitted about three years ago but just couldn't help realize this game would of had more of an impact if the girl you had to use for the game would of been alien i mean the boob bit was quite a challenge but think about a little realism i mean how many women other than women body builders and ones that get breast implants would you see that kind of strech of the skin if it waasn't alien.

Score: 5

"Fun, once you get it."

by: DarthGorbag

date: September 11, 2009

This game has a serious flaw in that there are no playing instructions. After clicking all over, I was convinced I had no effect on it, thus it was really more a "video" than a game. Only when I read the other comments did I discover how to play. I gave it a 0 rating because of that, though I see I voted too soon.
My advice to dorkoff: 1) have a menu with options such as "Play" and "Instructions", rather than just going into the game; and 2) change the audio. The repetitive smacking sound is very annoying. Maybe add some vocal moans, or cartoony onomotapoeia like "doinnngg!" "blulb!" "squirsh!" and "bwong!", intermixed.

Score: 8

"HEY HEY stop it..."

by: Moltenmist

date: September 2, 2009

I think this game is kinda funny, and a little fun.

Score: 2

"point of game"

by: genus94

date: July 14, 2009

keep coconauts up using wasd and arrow keys... still gay tho

Score: 0

"retarded"

by: tevkev

date: May 10, 2009

the game is rubbish