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Eulogy For: Rantdog vs Turkeyzilla

(Score at Death: 4.05/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

11/21/06 – 04/15/08


Submitted by Rantdog (Rantdog) with the following comments:

Giant poultry, attacking innocent moms and sweet babies, must be stopped.

Score: 10
edelsen

"outstanding!"

date: November 21, 2006

WOW! this was an outstanding flash, it was perfect in almost every way! it had great graphics, style, humorous and had violence, don't forget the violence. this kind of work should be in the front page! you've truly reach perfection, a 5 out of 5.


Score: 8
Subjective-Reality

"Incredible!"

date: November 21, 2006

Never has so much been done with so little... I would not have thought I could pay such close attention to something without a single identifiable word. Even my knowledge of basic Japanese could not discern any meaning, and yet nor could I look away. Profound. Not sure I'll ever eat turkey again, though.


Score: 7
pAkZ

"..."

by: pAkZ
date: November 21, 2006

the graphics are actually good, but voices could be better, and by the third time i'v heard that woman screaming i was starting to get a bit bored...


Score: 10
coolmaster730

"5 STARS WELL DONE!!?!?"

date: November 21, 2006

The artwork and effort put into this movie are EXCELLENT. Funny to watch and I actually watched it 2 Times AWSOME! Great submittion Make more?! You probably and I wouldnt be suprised if your getting on the front page of this site GREAT JOB MAKE MORE! PLEASE! AWSOME A MUST SEE?!?!


Score: 5
Shaza

"You're losing your touch."

by: Shaza
date: November 21, 2006

Well, sorry, you never really had it. The movie was mainly the same scenes used over and over again. The sound was mainly the same annoying sound over and over again. Lots of violence in there, though. And I gave a 0 for the humor because it didn't amuse me.


Score: 10
LilySleeper

"LOL"

date: November 21, 2006

Awesome, this has a spot on the front page written all over it. Hee, hee, purple haired lady!


Score: 8
teotanato

"liked it but the sounds should be improved =)"

date: November 21, 2006

I liked it somehow, it was funny to me lol.....but somewhat too bloody for what i thought lol but i liked it, really funny, the shound is a bit too repeated but nice and good somehow =)


Score: 10
TopLose

"Dam Turkey Die already!"

date: November 21, 2006

Genius! ;p Good job man
loved pretty much everything in the movie ;x what can i say.
Get a cookie, u earned it!


Score: 10
The-Truth-Seeker

"Holy Crap"

date: November 21, 2006

That was the stupidest, most pointless thanksgiving flash i have ever seen in my life. And seriously, it must takes alot of skill to make anything that mind-numbingly haliarius. Good job! Best thanksgiving humor flash EVER.


Score: 9
UnlifeStudios

"Hilarious"

date: November 21, 2006

Very good work. I especially like how it was able to communicate so much without actually having any dialogue. Great humor, great animation, great action, and overall just great.


Score: 10
zitler

"once again..."

by: zitler
date: November 21, 2006

you did a fantastic job. the graphics were great and it was hilarious. keep it up


Score: 8
KWAS71KCK

"good one"

date: November 21, 2006

Rantdog does it again with another great animation. this one based on Thanksgiving was hilarious. pretty decent action in it too. the graphics were great as always and i love rantdog, he's awesome.
nice work on this one and i look forward to seeing more rantdog in the future.


Score: 10
myersman

"exelent"

date: November 21, 2006

dude i luv this series never stop any way nice episode i like how they were all anime and robotic that was funny this series will never die thers one thing i need to ask y are they like cut in half?
5/5 man


Score: 7
rabiez

"repetitively funny !!"

by: rabiez
date: November 21, 2006

hahha you gave it away once you showed us that cooked turkey at the start.. but still a very funny animation. Just one thing with your animation that shows you have a lazy side - not alot of animation movement, jusr still objects moving around all over the shop, they dont have legs , heck the tanks whells dont move, and the voices of the half robot animals dont say much more than , Eghh , ahhh , woo.. the music was alright. but with some of the sound effects were half assed. You should have got a real turkey voice. A bit too south parkish for me, but well done - none- the - less. keep it up


Score: 8
ShrimpFryRlCE

"What the hell.."

date: November 21, 2006

I can tell u must've gotten lazy cause the animation is very repititive and lip sync is compromised because u're lazy to make them talk and just make noises which get annoying. Nice flash though, graphics were clean and special effects were cool too, it's one of those GOOD flashes, that never just makes it to get an award


Score: 10
BillyNapalm

"Hilarious!"

date: November 22, 2006

Another great cartoon from the Rantdog crew!


Score: 8
EchidnaJoe

"huah!"

date: November 22, 2006

hah! huh! hwah! hahoo! huuah! sexy! whahr! rr!@!


Score: 9
onemoment

"Ha!"

date: November 22, 2006

Nice use of repeat animation. It made for a funny toon.


Score: 10
Apeman505

"Haha! Awesome!"

date: November 22, 2006

I loved how you used no words in the whole movie! Even so, the voice acting was awesome, I especially loved the woman and the cat! ('EYYYYY!) Great job!


Score: 10
jachiru

"LOL"

date: November 22, 2006

Hilarious! I loved the sound effects :P easily one of your best flashes!


Score: 8
studio-nightbird

"GOD LOVE YOUR SOUND FXS"

date: November 22, 2006

Man i love it how you did some of the sound fxs using your mouth.


Score: 10
xBONGOx

"GREAT!!!"

date: November 22, 2006

That was hilarious! I loved the sound effect for the turkey


Score: 10
weezy9

"lol..."

by: weezy9
date: November 22, 2006

i fucking loved the screaming lady!!! freakin hilarious!!


Score: 10
MegamanX-Link

"Robots and Turkeys and Moms O My!"

date: November 22, 2006

Lol. This is garraunteed a smash hit. Some Japanese style into it while The attack of the Turkey and right on thanksgiving too! Screaming Mom is a laughing riot lol. I give this 10 screaming moms. Keep up the great work.


Score: 4
wetman5

"Severly Limited Humour"

date: November 22, 2006

The graphics were great, but the sheer detail of them created so much lag, making it uninjoyable. The humour wasn't funny the first time, and it sure as hell isn't funny repeated 10 times. The whole idea of preparing a giant turkey was just like a retarded Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, and the sound effects were just the same things over and over again. The attempt at being funny through absolutely ridiculous attempts at jokes combined with the sound affects and plot ruined the entire cartoon.


Score: 9
LinkinaTank

"great mockary"

date: November 22, 2006

using grunts and screams as diolouge like in a lame japanese monster movie and the screaming stupid women lol


Score: 8
sulk

"Grunts for all"

by: sulk
date: November 22, 2006

I never woulda though that a flash could be done pretty much using only grunts and still work out, that along with the stuffing tank makes it worthwhile ;p great job on a played out concept

-Sulk


Score: 9
Libertiespikes

"hehe"

date: November 23, 2006

good job on this it was quite amusing, thats all i have to say.


Score: 10
blueblowbang

"LMAO!!!"

date: November 23, 2006

HAHAHAHAHA! the repetitive sound uses adds on to the humor! xD
pretty funny! GREAT JOB


Score: 8
Assassin2

"That was pretty funny."

date: November 23, 2006

Nice satire on those kind of cartoons.


Score: 8
plA-y

"this is omething which i can proudly say L.O.L"

by: plA-y
date: November 23, 2006

LAUGH OUT LOUD MAN!!!! this toon was prettty wacy and cute, especially the young mother who frm time to time screamed pathetically, and doing "cheese" poses whenever danfer seemed to be over to her. overall, it was pretty cute to see little animals saving dar day frm huge, fat turkeys. hell ya!!!! nice job, ^^


Score: 10
ssf

"AWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by: ssf
date: November 23, 2006

OMFG THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME! Next time make the guys actually talk though. 5/5


Score: 10
ElMaster

"LMAO"

date: November 23, 2006

Hahaha this was hilarious! I love rantdog flashes, but this was special because it made fun of anime, which I hate. Great job haha.

5/5


Score: 4
EstaGirl

"uhm"

date: November 23, 2006

stuffing the turkey.... should have used stove top. but overall, decent.


Score: 4
krakra

"Sort of..?"

by: krakra
date: November 23, 2006

Well-,

what can I say.. The animation was pretty decent, smooth, and had a pretty good style. I think you overdid the whole 'scared-lady-runs-off' thing though. It pretty much went from bad to funny, then back to bad again. Too little variation in the sounds too, but I guess that was all part of plan?


Score: 8
Zethika

"Rantdog!"

date: November 23, 2006

Now, being a fan of Rantdog i think this was great, one thing that bothered me pretty much though is that in my opinion, you used that screaming mother a bit too much, she was hilarius most of the time but some of the last ones i mostly thought she was hurting my ear.
But overall a great flash, keep on making more of theese


Score: 7
Inu27

"gobble gobble gobble, AAAAAAA!!!!!! LMAO!!"

by: Inu27
date: November 23, 2006

The plot was a little predictable but it was so much fun to watch. Where can I get one of those bread cannons? lol


Score: 8
Masklin8

"Very Funny"

date: November 23, 2006

I loved the sound FX and voices. LOL!


Score: 8
SynsCrime

"hahaha"

date: November 24, 2006

nice work nailing the anime stereo types...i still can't get over the hand stubs...
all that aside you guys make funny stuff...with good animation and funny script that sometimes just makes me go...goo


Score: 6
56481

"Not Bad"

by: 56481
date: November 26, 2006

It was interesting but not great.


Score: 10
OLIAX

"aaaaaggghhhhh"

by: OLIAX
date: November 27, 2006

gobble gobble

that was pretty cool :D


Score: 7
areanem

"Funny"

date: November 27, 2006

That was cool. I like the girl with the baby stroller and her screaming and running the same way everytime. It was interesting and funny still. Good work homie!


Score: 10
L33TCL0ck

"AHHHHHH *wimper wimper wimper wimper*"

date: November 27, 2006

that was awesome lol its just so repetative but that makes it more fun


Score: 10
Lino

"Oh god...."

by: Lino
date: December 3, 2006

This is so freakin funny! I like how nobody actually said anything, ha.


Score: 9
newgroundsgeneration

"hhaha i love the part where that lady screams...."

date: December 21, 2006

hhaha i love the part where that lady screams and she forgets her baby then screams and goes back lolz!! i loved dis sht dude


Score: 9
Psychodozer

"=(FUN)"

date: January 1, 2007

Whoa!
Hooh!
Hum!
KLRKLRKRKRKLRKRKRLKRLRKRL (TURKEY CRAP)!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*sob* *sob* *sob* *sob* *sob*


Score: 10
MC-Jesus

"lolzers"

date: March 7, 2007

lol, this was awsomely good, though the purple haired lady was annoying as hell! I like this one. Great job.


Score: 10
Subterfuger13

"OMFG"

date: March 11, 2007

that wuz the funniest shat ever, especialy depicting that anime is always weird.


Score: 6
NearSilentVampire

"........wtf?"

date: August 2, 2007

has to be the wierdest anime joke ever......


Score: 10
KS07

"Lol"

by: KS07
date: August 11, 2007

Hahaha nice animation!


Score: 7
FatherAnderson

"...uh..."

date: August 19, 2007

Uh... ok. I dont get it, but its nice regardless. Anyways, Really good sound FX. True quality of the human voice. XD! Anyways, Good job, and you tryed your best.


Score: 9
loco-psychodude

"AHHHHHH!!!!!"

date: August 24, 2007

that was awsome. great animation, buuuuttt
that screaming lady! >_< drove me nutz!


Score: 6
Stickyreiss

"good"

date: August 31, 2007

it was good except maybe nex time use more than 5 sound effects [<<hyperbole]
>.<


Score: 10
Mexiclegavin

"ROFL"

date: September 7, 2007

ROFL!!! I love the use of sound effects! That and the anime woman continuously running back and forth! That topped the cake for me! It also makes me laugh that no words were spoken, but I understood it perfectly! Good job!


Score: 10
shiasbrother

"lol"

date: September 8, 2007

stupid mom....


Score: 9
KOWHO

"funny without saying much"

by: KOWHO
date: September 13, 2007

Nice use of sound affects
very funny anime women running around


Score: 0
webchameleon

"Must be stopped..."

date: March 4, 2008

Yet it just went on, and on, and on...


Score: 10
Lesolan

"AAAUGH!!!"

date: March 5, 2008

Sweet music. I'd pay money to get that as a DLoad. :3


Score: 10
Jeppe93

"Where's rant?"

date: March 7, 2008

Oh well, it was good anyways. Very... different.