About as inaccurate as it gets

First off, YMCA originated in England in 1848 as a support group for young men, not in San Francisco as a gay club for young men. Second off, you've obviously never been to San Francisco or even seen a sailor for that matter, they don't wear striped shirts and rainbow parachute pants. And finally, why the hell would you make this, oh nevermind, you're a clock, why wouldn't you.

Zzzzzz

Try to make him walk around instead of let him do the same aigan and aigan