007 Catastrophe Royale by AlmightyHans



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Submitted: 11/11/2006 | 09:27AM EST

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i admit this is a really crappy cartoon, but i just made it with a friend last night and found it pretty funny, we were watching the casino royale trailer and critisizing its ridiculousely savage aspects. the world has forgotten that bond movies were more clever, and actually humorous than action, explosions and instant sex. i feel that he's lost the most important aspect of his wonderful character... class. but then again the peice of shit world of today has none, HAHA! and niether do their audiences, sadly, whore-ish directors are forced to shove what the audiences want into their face to earn their share of money to live on. i personally dont miond if sensless action fun movies exist, i just get sad when they take an already existing and defined character and scramble the hell out of it to "suit the modernised audience of the present". personally i believe in just CREATING a new character to suit the audience, not ruining what somthing already is. but hey, i guess its easier and makes more money to give the audience what they already expect and know about. anyways, that was just my boring lecture on Bond, im probably wasting good animating time writting this... HAHA no one reads these things.

enjoy :P

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Average Score: 7.7 / 10

Score: 10
MyLastBullet

"EXACTLY"

date: August 15, 2009

My brother and a few friends of mine had this kind of conversation once! Daniel Crap Bond gets his manhood cracked by a rope ball. That was a disgrace to the previous Bonds, as the other BETTER BONDS would never allow it....they pwn or outsmart(Goldfinger) the torturer b4 he gets a chance.

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Score: 8
MidnitENinjA

"Good job"

date: April 15, 2009

I personally agree with you completely. I liked the old movies way more then the new ones. I liked the Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan takes on the character. The modern movies are just senseless action with next to no plot (A Texas Hold Em tournament? An environmentalist villain?) and to say that it is "A reboot" is a straight up lie. If it was a "Reboot" then they wouldn't have set it in modern day and have the same M. If they were doing a true "Reboot" then they would have recast everyone. They are just trying to cash in on an existing character just like lazy movie directors do with Video Game Characters.

April 16, 2009

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exactly.

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Score: 10
Redgrant64

"Ah nostalgia!"

date: March 11, 2009

This reminds me of the time were the sheer and other piss was scared out of us we we found out about Casino Royale. We didn't know how it was gonna end up, and to our surpise it turned out to be pretty damn good.

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Score: 2
Wufygirl

"Meh."

date: November 21, 2008

See, this is why I have a lot of amusement over people's criticism of this movie. It's a reboot to the series and this is how Bond starts out before he develops his witty anecdotes or his womanizing complex. Seriously, instant sex in Casino Royale? I saw none of that until the end of the movie of his being with Vesper. The original movies are a lot worse when it comes to puns and whatnot. But it made me laugh, so I have to give two stars for that much at least. ;)

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Thucydides2004

"My Thoughts"

date: September 4, 2008

I sort of enjoyed the movie, though I personally think that Daniel Craig is a better Bond than Pierce Brosnan. Sean Connery was the funniest, but like all series, notably Batman, 007 has gotten darker over the years. I don't know if that is good or not, as Casino Royale was compelling in many ways but didn't have the escapist appeal of Dr. No or some of the Bond classics.

September 14, 2008

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i agree

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