Potter: A Wizards Tale

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Nov 8, 2006 | 6:51 AM EST

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This is my first serious animation, about the first Harry Potter novel (The Philospher's Stone).

This was finished in 3 months (on and off) which was quicker than I expected. Thanks to Mike (Snape), Dylan (Malfloy) and Nicole (McGonagal). Rest of the voices were done by either Myself or Josh, check credits for full list.

Enjoy!

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boredomkills7boredomkills7

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

pretty retarded

well it would of been sorta funny expect i really wanted to believe someone actually made a serious harry potter flash, but my hopes failed me for i watched and learned how retarded some ppl are


Markface responds:

Harry went down to breakfast the next morning to find the three Dursleys already sitting around the kitchen table. They were watching a brand-new television, a welcome-home-for-the-summer present for Dudley, who had been complaining loudly about the long walk between the fridge and the television in the living room. Dudley had spent most of the summer in the kitchen, his piggy little eyes fixed on the screen and his five chins wobbling as he ate continually.
Harry sat down between Dudley and Uncle Vernon, a large, beefy man with very little neck and a lot of mustache. Far from wishing Harry a happy birthday, none of the Dursleys made any sign that they had noticed Harry enter the room, but Harry was far too used to this to care. He helped himself to a piece of toast and then looked up at the reporter on the television, who was halfway through a report on an escaped convict:

"... The public is warned that Black is armed and extremely dangerous. A special hotline has been set up, and any sighting of Black should be reported immediately."

"No need to tell us he's no good," snorted Uncle Vernon, staring over the top of his newspaper at the prisoner. "Look at the state of him, the filthy layabout! Look at his hair!"

He shot a nasty look sideways at Harry, whose untidy hair had always been a source of great annoyance to Uncle Vernon. Compared to the man on the television, however, whose gaunt face was surrounded by a matted, elbow-length tangle, Harry felt very well groomed indeed.

The reporter had reappeared.

"The Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries will announce today —"

"Hang on!" barked Uncle Vernon, staring furiously at the reporter. "You didn't tell us where that maniac's escaped from! What use is that? Lunatic could be coming up the street right now!"

Aunt Petunia, who was bony and horse-faced, whipped around and peered intently out of the kitchen window. Harry knew Aunt Petunia would simply love to be the one to call the hotline number. She was the nosiest woman in the world and spent most of her life spying on the boring, law-abiding neighbors.

"When will they learn," said Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his large purple fist, "that hanging's the only way to deal with these people?"

"Very true," said Aunt Petunia, who was still squinting into next door's runner beans.

Uncle Vernon drained his teacup, glanced at his watch, and added, "I'd better be off in a minute, Petunia. Marge's train gets in at ten."

Harry, whose thoughts had been upstairs with the Broomstick Servicing Kit, was brought back to earth with an unpleasant bump.

"Aunt Marge?" he blurted out. "Sh — she's not coming here, is she?"

Aunt Marge was Uncle Vernon's sister. Even though she was not a blood relative of Harry's (whose mother had been Aunt Petunia's sister), he had been forced to call her "Aunt" all his life. Aunt Marge lived in the country, in a house with a large garden, where she bred bulldogs. She didn't often stay at Privet Drive, because she couldn't bear to leave her precious dogs, but each of her visits stood out horribly vividly in Harry's mind.

At Dudley's fifth birthday party, Aunt Marge had whacked Harry around the shins with her walking stick to stop him from beating Dudley at musical statues. A few years later, she had turned up at Christmas with a computerized robot for Dudley and a box of dog biscuits for Harry. On her last visit, the year before Harry started at Hogwarts, Harry had accidentally trodden on the tail of her favorite dog. Ripper had chased Harry out into the garden and up a tree, and Aunt Marge had refused to call him off until past midnight. The memory of this incident still brought tears of laughter to Dudley's eyes.

"Marge'll be here for a week," Uncle Vernon snarled, "and while we're on the subject" — he pointed a fat finger threateningly at Harry — "we need to get a few things straight before I go and collect her."

Dudley smirked and withdrew his gaze from the television. He then touched his dick and loved it.

Snape then killed Dumbledore


AgentLinkAgentLink

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

How sad

I had really expected an actual serious HP flash rather than all the bashings and parodies they have up here. But this...this was just sad. I don't know what happened here, i just don't. sorry.


Markface responds:

Expecto Patronum!!!!!


Emmyh2o7777777Emmyh2o7777777

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I think this was different than what you said

I think you submitted the wrong video... or something.... that was just so different than what you described... I don't think that took you 3 months... that was weird... the same thing, for like, a long time.



mayorlink08723mayorlink08723

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What the fuck was that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SUCKED!!!!! But seriously, that took you 3 months to finish, you are gonna burn for this!



c-man-ukc-man-uk

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Bad on Purpose?

You say it took you 3 months to do this? You must be seriously inexperienced with flash if thats the case.

This was just bad. An endless loop of two sticks figured and some trees, with a totally unrelated and unappealing song to go with it.

Be honest. Did you make it terrible on purpose? Cause theres no way this deserved to be kept on Newgrounds, let alone in the HP collection.


Markface responds:

Avada Kedrava!!!