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11/03/2006 | 10:32AM EST
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2.97 / 5.00
Score Rank: #57,513 Popularity Rank: #80,932
326 votes | 1,365 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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This is a rough cut (some sound is out of sync) of a cartoon about a ladie named Kay who invites her friend over for coffee. A Kretin breaks into the house and all hell breaks loose...
P.S - Special apearances from Kelsy Grammer and Menstral Mouse
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Average Score: 6.5 / 10
"This is truly great."
You only suffer on the sound because of the quality, not because of the soundtrack choice, or the great voices. As for the rest of it, amazing artwork, GREAT style, nice direction and it keeps my interest with the colors and textures alone. Again, GREAT style, and I found the humor right up my alley. You may not think much of this cartoon (or maybe ytou do) but your style has a nice freshness to it that I like and it could easily gain a fanbase if you wrote a solid script (something which I never do!)
"It was funny"
After the intro it sucked but before he slipped and passed out it was fucking hilarious, make more like the beginning bcuz the humor in that was hilarious DONT FUCKIN INTURUPT ME *smiles* lol
Well thank you for your constructive review. This movie a result of taking too many drugs during the late 60s
"May I have my two minutes back?"
Drugs are bad. Don't use them when creating flash. Hopefully this will prevent you from making anything else like this again. The style was poor, the sound was unintelligible, the humor was almost absent (the coffee thing was funny), and the graphics were mediocre at best. On top of that, there was no continuity in it.
What would you know? You're just an emo\nerd. Mr children read your review and were disgusted with your attitude and the horrible things you said!
"he slipped in poop!"
Odd, very odd, though I don't see how the title has anything to do with the movie. Overall 'twas very good, although an explanation as to whatever the feck it was about would be nice