Edit: Wow, front page! Merci bien, Tom!
If you're a poser emo and are easily offended (which no doubt you are) then click 'back' right now. Go on, do it. Otherwise, feel free to enjoy this 'parody' of all things poser emo. I mainly created this as I am acceptant of all cultures, except for those that are fake (i.e. poser emo).
Oh, another point of mention. This is aimed at the emo imitators and hang-ons, not the actual music genre of emo, which is totally different.