The Flash Fairy came to me last night in a dream and left this on a floppy underneath my pillow. There was also a .txt file in which she explained that OrangeClock and I created it, along with PineappleClock who helped with the preloader. To this day I swear it was all a dream.
In case you were wondering, this is a PARODY of Transformers: The Movie. That ought to clear a few things up.