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Jul 14, 2000 | 2:36 AM EDT
  • Daily Feature July 15, 2000

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Tired of crappy portal movies?? Me too.

Reviews


BA-MFBA-MF

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 19, 2000

slightly overrated, but good

I enjoyed this movie when I first saw it simply because there are SO MANY movies in here as bad as this one started out to be that I thought "not again". He caught me off guard with the "whoa whoa whoa" thing. It was a good concept, but not real original. This movie was one of the many (albeit the best) in a long line of "how to make good flash movies". I think this one kinda fell short though because there are MANY MANY MANY more problems with the portal than the rainbow color, music, and choices of weapons. It was funny when he changed the song in the middle, though, and pretty well done. I didn't understand, however, why the main character didn't have a lower half of his body!!!

ouch

-mike



nekkronekkro

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 19, 2000

lmao

Brian.. this is some funny shit.. Not only is it helpful.. its fucking funny :D



jchoytjchoyt

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 15, 2000

Just Okay

I enjoyed it and thought it was stylish and well-made, but it's overrated. It seems that if the author has a good rep, their films get more praise even if there are some better ones in the same category. In this case, it is a tired category. Brian put a new spin on it, but it's been done before and this wasn't nearly funny enough to average a 4. That's my point about author bias. If Will Stamper ("STREET LIFE") made a movie about a stick playing basketball, you can bet it would achieve at least a 2 or 3. In conclusion, this was an average attempt at parodying Portal garbage, but it fell pretty short in my book. Perhaps if the idea was more original, I'd be fulfilled.



RimstalkerRimstalker

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 15, 2000

Consider the word spread.

Finally, someone does a "no more crappy portal movies" movie, and does a good job. He actually went through what was wrong, and fixed it, and managed to use a little humor. (Don't use the "rainbow" color. ::100-ton weight crushes stick figure::) The only bad thing was the sound. It was kinda hard to hear the voice work above the music. But still cool.



tmhtmh

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 15, 2000

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

cool but how do u do music?