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This is the trinity! In episode 1 you saw George Zimmer strike first, but in episode 2 the people fought back. As the climax approaches its own existence, who will be victorious? Will anyone really like the way they've been guaranteed to look?
WELL AT LEAT ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT
BUT SERIOUSLY THIS STILL NEEDS MOAR ABOUT GEORGE ZIMMER'S PELVIC PALADIN
I guarentee it.
I thought this flash was pretty cool. It was kinda funny in a way that I just bought a suit from the mens warehouse
my god did you really buy one
I GUARENTEE IT
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D BEEN HEARING ALOT LATELY ABOUT THE MERITS OF THIS CHUCK NORRIS FELLOW, SO I THOUGHT I'D PAY HIM A VISIT- ZIMMER STYLE. AS I APPROACHED HIS HOUSE, I HEARD A TWIG SNAP BEHIND ME AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THE LEG OF THE ONE AND ONLY CHUCK NORRIS. LUCKILY MY REFLEXES WERE TOO FAST FOR HIM. MY MASSIVE MASCULINE MEAT-PIPE BURST FORTH FROM MY FINELY-TAILORED TROUSERS, ENSNARING HIS LEG WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND ANACONDAS. HIS ONCE POWERFUL INSTRUMENT OF DEATH THUSLY DESTROYED, HE WAS COMPLETELY POWERLESS. I DECIDED THAT THAT UGLY MUG OF HIS WAS NOT UP TO ZIMMER STANDARDS, SO I DETERMINED TO DELIVER A MAKEOVER HE WOULDN'T SOON FORGET. HE BEGAN TO CRY LIKE A KITTEN UNDER A STEAMROLLER AS MY PULSATING PELVIC PILEDRIVER DELIVERED BLOW AFTER BLOW TO HIS EVER-SOFTENING SKULL. AS I FINISHED OFF MY FLESH-SCULPTURE, I REALIZED THAT I HAD FORMED HIS HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF DEVIL'S TOWER. THE SHOCK CAUSED ME TO LET FORTH A FLOOD OF CAUSTIC COD CREME THAT BURNED OFF THAT RIDICULOUS STUBBLE HE CALLS A BEARD. HE'S UNCONCIOUS NOW, BUT HE'LL SOON WAKE UP. HE'S GONNA LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS. I GUARANTEE IT.
what is it
Not near as good as volume 1 or 2
Barely any effort has been put into these flashes, except the main page linking to every other flash. The jokes were crude and not funny, and all I can say is add more effort to your flashes instead of putting random shit like this that would only take around 10 minutes each flash to create. The ratings are based off of how horribly you created your graphics, the sound was good at the main page, but the other flashes, the sound sucked. No violence, wasn't that funny, not even the penis jokes, and the interactivity was normal. The style was higher because making Mens warehouse parodies haven't been made really before. A blam from me though
omg lol, id love to rub my big fat cock on a suit i guarantee it.
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