He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat!
Crime is a shit that needs wiping up!
The popular web comic, in animated form!
Recently, a talented new member of the Clock Crew, heavy metal, posted some of his artistic musings on the Clock Crew forums. I felt inspired to do a dramatic reading of them. In the interest of integrity, I decided to preserve heavy metal's artistic approach to grammar and spelling -- case in point, the title.