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Recently, a talented new member of the Clock Crew, heavy metal, posted some of his artistic musings on the Clock Crew forums. I felt inspired to do a dramatic reading of them. In the interest of integrity, I decided to preserve heavy metal's artistic approach to grammar and spelling -- case in point, the title.