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Sep 26, 2006 | 5:21 PM EDT

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Recently, a talented new member of the Clock Crew, heavy metal, posted some of his artistic musings on the Clock Crew forums. I felt inspired to do a dramatic reading of them. In the interest of integrity, I decided to preserve heavy metal's artistic approach to grammar and spelling -- case in point, the title.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I love cc but I dispise poetry.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Heavy Metal lacks subtelty

Seriously, you can't just have a poem and you sayying EXACTLY the way you feel. That makes me angry.

Nice work on the flash.

Much love from a fellow Clock and biggest fan


Rated 5 / 5 stars

First thing I favorited in a while.

That was great. It gets funnier every time I watch it when I find a new misspelling Heavy Metal makes.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my God Hahahaha

Dear God Strange! I loved this in every side. EVen with my ban I have been looking up the BBS and I just can say I shrugged down from my chair.

Bautiful masterpiece, sir! :{

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I just witnessed a StrangeClock joint.

Hhahahahhaha the 9/11 one had me in tears.
Like Fork asked, how the fuck did you do that without laughing? Read each one in five parts?

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