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This is what this little jesus freak I know said about the portal.
people have gotta learn to keep Faith at Church.
Live your faith, but don't go forcing down anyone's throats. I am a Catholic, not devoutly or anything, and I have seen these kinds of idiots walking around shouting their closed views to anyone who listens. It those biased fools who try to ban anything and everything that is just an expression of that person's opinion. Dude this is a funny short, next time a j.c.freak emails/messages me i'll send this link to them. Let's see what they think of a slight flash variation of them. keep on doing your thing just don't trash any one religious group, big mistake, grouping all people of a religion and saying that they are like that is bull. EVERY religion has it's zealots, fanatics, and small extremist factions. You just don't hear about some them.
Bah. Crap. How'd this get into a collection?
Meh. This is quite frankly a generalization. I am a Catholic, and fairly devout one at that, but I'm not offended by nudity, language, or violence that much. Except when the violence is serious... But you don't have to be a Holy Roller to be a good Christian. You just have to make sure to take root in your morals, and stand up for what you believe in... You know, don't let the stuff the Christian guy in this thing says is bad let you think that real violence is good. But goshdarnit, just because one guy you know is strange doesn't mean we're all strange, us Christians. We encourage love and compassion, but we don't have to be freakin' pussies to be good people. Nudity is what God made, swear words (except those using God's name, especially with "Damn") are not sinful in and of themselves but are quite rude because their meanings. Violence isn't good, but goshdarnit, there'd be no Mario Bros. if violence was prohibited. I mean, jumping on things' heads, crushing them? Yeah. So I'm not usually offended by nudity, swear words (Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, see?), or violence. I am slightly offended by stuff like this that tries to make people think that Christians are bad, because some folks in the Crusades made sinful decisions or that we're all wackjobs who don't want anyone to have fun, ever. That's like saying that because a black guy beat you up once, all black people are bad, or like saying that because you see kinky hentai ads, all Japanese people are kinky perverts. So don't make generalizations, and don't submit crap (I think it's crappy, despite my beliefs) to the portal. Seriously. This is below passing score!
I liked it!
I thought it was really funny. Christians shouldn't be on Newgrounds because surely it goes against divine laws. Anyway, to any Christian that has/will come along and say stuff like "why can't you respect other people's beliefs" well i've got one word for that... Crusades.
I'm not offended by that flash at all. I'm offended by the comments made earlier. Saying things like, " I want to shoot every god loving freak like him!", and saying that christians are dumb, and ignorant to science. Why do you want to kill innocent people who simply believe a different thing than you? Why don't you just keep believeing that everything you know and see came from an explosion millions and billions of years ago, and simply ignore the overly aggressive christians who try and force it upon you? Or, instead of killing them, it would be better to, I don't know, maybe just tell them you're a christian, and then the'll leave you alone. But to wish the death of millions and millions of people only because of a hand full of people that annoyed you with it, is just fucked up.
Why is this even here?
This isn't funny, and I don't mean "Killing people isn't funny", or "Mocking religion isn't funny".
See, that Peter Godly stuff is funny. This wasn't. I don't think it could really be improved.
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