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Jesus Freak

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Jul 13, 2000 | 12:44 PM EDT

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This is what this little jesus freak I know said about the portal.



Rated 4 / 5 stars


First, why is he a "little jesus freak?" Second, that was pretty funny. Third, (I might be taking this a bit seriously, but) I think you took it too far with shooting him. You didn't even name the guy, so this generalized all christians (which is wrong, because people are too diverse to generalize, even groups). You should have put the name of the guy (or a fake name, who cares) and made it clear you were shooting THAT GUY, not an entire religion!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


pretty good flash. I think that christians need a sense of humor though. I'm all for god and jesus et cetera but do you really have to get so mad? Its a flash, not satan so get over it and rejoice in the fact you will go to heaven and meet god. Just keep an open mind. If you wanna believe this poor guy is gonna burn for a flash then thats ur prob....meh, im gonna go play pico.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

Please... don't...

Okay, that was just painful. You managed to get the proportions on the guy right, but the lines were all crooked, the gun didn't have a muzzle flash and looked really flattened, it was very short, not particularly funny, and generally offensive in a stupid way.

If you're going to bash Christians, then do it in a really well done way so that it gets exposure and quit giving the rest of the atheists a bad name.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


ight dat waz rong. u got o respect
soot i got problems. can u respect others beliefs
brah let me tell u someting, ders ignants who call dem selves christians and den der r extreme super christians dat belive we are going 2 hell unless we follow everything in th Bible and take it literaly. den der r loving christians who jus care bout a soul being saved by Jesus from hell. we only preach cuz God told us 2. datz da instruction. shoot if he told us jus 2 stand on da corner and play dominoes we'd follow him. We stand up 4 wat we belive in. u str8 up buggin brah. its all bout souls bein saved so dey dont burn in hell. we jus tryin 2 look out 4 u iz all. im sorry if u had bad exp wit sumbody.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This portrays exactly what I want to do to the overly religious people who tell me I'm going to hell for wearing black.

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