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Sep 13, 2006 | 11:41 AM EDT

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If your PC is slower than 2GHz you'd better to go to options screen and turn Blood Says and Interactive Enviroment off and turn Simple Shells on. Also, set music volume to maximum.

Cool 2D shooter with great physics. Shot your enemies, blow 'em with a grenade, make a fast moving cart smash them, or just drop a box on their heads. Face 11 types of enemies and break through 22 levels of fun.



Rated 5 / 5 stars May 1, 2008


it was the PWN i mean more guns n shit like aks-74 and heavy mg plus the crossbow was a COMBINE SNIPER RIFLE! i mean seriously this isnt robin hood who the fuck even has a crossbow

nice GFX and lvls, choice of weapons gravity gun would help and the citadel level actually BE the citadel where u face breen

oh and peeps askin bout barnacles if an enemy comes at u the barnacle could grab it and kill it giving u a chance to escape. if u get stck then hit the barnacle with a crowbar once its bout to atk u it works well


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 16, 2007


this was a really great game i liked it so much>after playing it made me play the real HL2


Rated 5 / 5 stars April 16, 2014

perfect! i always wanted to play half-life 2 but game always crashed then when i meet barney and runned away from soldiers


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 18, 2009

Wake up...

Wake up Mr.Freeman... Wake up and smell the ashes.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars April 11, 2009


I'm a fan of the Half-Life series and some of Valve's other games, and I've gotta say, you did a great job of mmaking a parody of it. Aweome work.