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  • Half-Life
    Half-Life Gordon Freeman and friends get spoofed in a variety of fan-made cartoons!

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If your PC is slower than 2GHz you'd better to go to options screen and turn Blood Says and Interactive Enviroment off and turn Simple Shells on. Also, set music volume to maximum.

Cool 2D shooter with great physics. Shot your enemies, blow 'em with a grenade, make a fast moving cart smash them, or just drop a box on their heads. Face 11 types of enemies and break through 22 levels of fun.

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donkey1233donkey1233

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Oh my god.

I have never seen such a waste of a game.

The graphics were awesome! The physics were awesome! It was all set to be a great game! But it sucked!

Walking around VERY slowly isn't fun. Punching a guard to no obvious effect other than a small red cloud appearing isn't fun. I know you were trying to make a HL 2 but it doesn't work on flash!

Make it smaller. Bring in some weapons.

Then you will have a kickass game.


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BlackFox-of-ITMO responds:

Bring in some weapons? There're 8 types of guns! Have you find at least the first pistol?


NevermindNevermind

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

The music is enough to kill an elephant!

And it feels kinda old in some way. Also you should have came up with an own storyline + the gameplay feels booring. You had a good chance to make this good, but you blew it. Im sorry.



morrowindskymorrowindsky

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Clunky, cluttered, and craptacular.

In all honesty, it was hard giving this game even one star. First off, the base gameplay mechanics are, as the title says, clunky--at best. In many cases, I found myself lagging, despite my respectable system, which was made even more unbearable by the "camera" system, which almost instantly switches directions the moment you move the cursor behind Freeman.

The music isn't even music. It's a 3 second loop of the same 5-note drum beat, without any noticeable change. The sound effects are sparse. In fact, I rarely even heard anything EXCEPT the music.

As for the physics you touted? Well, let's just say that Isaac Newton is rolling in his grave right now.

The parody was hard to stomach. Yes, I understand it's a parody. What I don't understand is why the common perception of parody is purposefully poor writing and stale jokes. I skipped as many dialogue instances as possible.

The graphics are also quite terrible. The blood is red yarn, characters are quickly slapped together and stiff (and yes, you could have hidden the joints a lot better than you did), and the backgrounds are either bland, gradient-filled blocks with physics objects slapped in front of them or the same thing with low-quality replications of in-game objects from Half-Life 2 slapped on top.

Finally, the most atrocious part of this entire ham of a game--the constant misspelling. "Conrols." "Shot your enemies." I admit, I am a bit of a grammar and spelling Nazi, but this is ridiculous regardless.

I think its safe to say that despite whatever time you spent on it, it is one of the worst Half-Life themed Flash games on this site. I'm normally not this cruel, but come on. This is ridiculous.


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Hank442Hank442

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

The Games Broke I Cant Jump



Ninjadude12Ninjadude12

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Very bad

Too glitchy, you cant pick ammo up from dead bodys you cant shoot the vein things that hang of the walls and you can switch weapons.


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