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  • Half-Life
    Half-Life Gordon Freeman and friends get spoofed in a variety of fan-made cartoons!

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If your PC is slower than 2GHz you'd better to go to options screen and turn Blood Says and Interactive Enviroment off and turn Simple Shells on. Also, set music volume to maximum.

Cool 2D shooter with great physics. Shot your enemies, blow 'em with a grenade, make a fast moving cart smash them, or just drop a box on their heads. Face 11 types of enemies and break through 22 levels of fun.

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XCVGVCXXCVGVCX

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good Idea, Anyway

It lacks polish. The basic idea is fine, and the graphics are okay. But the whole thing feels rough and unpolished. The menus are crude, the music sucks, there is no transistion at the end of the level. The controls are awkward and there is no tutorial. In my opinion, this was simply posted before it was ready.


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nathan1857nathan1857

Rated 5 / 5 stars

2D Wonder

This is a pretty good version of HL2 in a 2d perspective and the game has a good length, could be longer though.. But gets a 10 (was a 8) because this is a game with Gordon Freeman in it!



DottoriusDottorius

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Awful

Although I like your newer games here on newgrounds, I'm going to have to say that this is, pardon me, the worst bloody game you have ever made. But I like you, and your newer games, so you'll get one star for that.

The story is obviously a joke, and the whole game is obviously a parody of HL2 as well, and people seemingly can't understand this. For this, you get another star, because it's fucking hilarious. "Wake up! Wake the fuck up now!"

You kind of ruined my morning with a game like this, though. No star for that.

The aiming is awful. No star for that.

I can't look up - What the hell? No stars for that.

I couldn't be arsed with playing past the second level of the prologue - Because I got bored after I died because I couldn't jump from one building to another.
Half-Life 2 has a momentum system - When you run faster, you jump further.
In this HL2 parody, Gordon apparantly carries a momentum-cancelling device, so no matter of fast he runs, he will always jump the same length.
And if I want to jump across the <TINY> gap between those two buildings... I will have to jump from the very bloody edge of the damn buildings.
No star.

All in all:
2/10
1/5

Don't bother improving this, though. Make more Endless War games! :D


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AlienHoffmanidAlienHoffmanid

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow.

single worst hl2 fangame EVER. Shit music, shit graphics, not accurate to the game, the people talk broken english, the colors on gordon's suit are wrong, the aiming is annnoying, and the CP's have ak-47's, I mean what the hell?



ROBO987ROBO987

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

wtf

u cant aim up, meaning u cant kill ceiling urchin thing


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