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Sep 13, 2006 | 11:41 AM EDT

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If your PC is slower than 2GHz you'd better to go to options screen and turn Blood Says and Interactive Enviroment off and turn Simple Shells on. Also, set music volume to maximum.

Cool 2D shooter with great physics. Shot your enemies, blow 'em with a grenade, make a fast moving cart smash them, or just drop a box on their heads. Face 11 types of enemies and break through 22 levels of fun.

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DottoriusDottorius

Rated 1 / 5 stars June 7, 2010

Awful

Although I like your newer games here on newgrounds, I'm going to have to say that this is, pardon me, the worst bloody game you have ever made. But I like you, and your newer games, so you'll get one star for that.

The story is obviously a joke, and the whole game is obviously a parody of HL2 as well, and people seemingly can't understand this. For this, you get another star, because it's fucking hilarious. "Wake up! Wake the fuck up now!"

You kind of ruined my morning with a game like this, though. No star for that.

The aiming is awful. No star for that.

I can't look up - What the hell? No stars for that.

I couldn't be arsed with playing past the second level of the prologue - Because I got bored after I died because I couldn't jump from one building to another.
Half-Life 2 has a momentum system - When you run faster, you jump further.
In this HL2 parody, Gordon apparantly carries a momentum-cancelling device, so no matter of fast he runs, he will always jump the same length.
And if I want to jump across the <TINY> gap between those two buildings... I will have to jump from the very bloody edge of the damn buildings.
No star.

All in all:
2/10
1/5

Don't bother improving this, though. Make more Endless War games! :D


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AlienHoffmanidAlienHoffmanid

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 6, 2010

wow.

single worst hl2 fangame EVER. Shit music, shit graphics, not accurate to the game, the people talk broken english, the colors on gordon's suit are wrong, the aiming is annnoying, and the CP's have ak-47's, I mean what the hell?



ROBO987ROBO987

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars June 2, 2010

wtf

u cant aim up, meaning u cant kill ceiling urchin thing


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ShadowTheDarkBRShadowTheDarkBR

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 15, 2010

Good

Very good



LinearBraveryLinearBravery

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars April 6, 2010

WTF

1. I cant switch weapons.
2. I dont have any weapons when i spawn