Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.18 / 5.00 15,921 ViewsFinally a new cartoon eh? Well I've had loads of stuff going on since last I contributed to newgrounds and stuff is still going on. I'm so very tired right now. I hope you like this it took me so long to do.
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 12, 2006
That really seemed to poke at my mind
Every one of your flashes, seems so simple yet complex. Everything has such a unique style to it. A little strange, and confusing (to me), as per usual. Though there was nothing particuarily thrilling, I think I enjoyed that.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 11, 2006
Another cracker
Well done Firth, another excellent flash, its your toons that got me into animating :D keep it up!
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 6, 2009
Amazing
clearly this is about masturbation, look at all the hints!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 3, 2011
Dr. Mouse?
On the off chance that you're reading this comment, I'd like t tell you that the pulch represents a ball sack. It's a great story of course, but it's not as deep as you might be thinking. But damn, some of these really are hard to decipher. I don't get what Luxenburg is, I think he's either a ball sack flake or some random thing, the burnt yogurt is semen, and I'm pretty sure when he says the trick is in the timing, it's a masturbation reference. Thanks for your time.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 14, 2006
Dear GOD am I glad I have an NG account now.
Because I have always wanted to say this firsthand: David Firth, you are my idol. I am a freshman in high school who visits your site nearly every day, and whose friends have each been forced to watch the entire Salad Fingers series at least twice. I am in constant awe of your incredible animating skill, and your deliciously twisted sense of humor, and this cartoon does no less than reinforce tenfold my love for you and your work. I salute you, Firth, and keep up the FANTABULOUS work.