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Finally a new cartoon eh? Well I've had loads of stuff going on since last I contributed to newgrounds and stuff is still going on. I'm so very tired right now. I hope you like this it took me so long to do.
Well done Firth, another excellent flash, its your toons that got me into animating :D keep it up!
clearly this is about masturbation, look at all the hints!
On the off chance that you're reading this comment, I'd like t tell you that the pulch represents a ball sack. It's a great story of course, but it's not as deep as you might be thinking. But damn, some of these really are hard to decipher. I don't get what Luxenburg is, I think he's either a ball sack flake or some random thing, the burnt yogurt is semen, and I'm pretty sure when he says the trick is in the timing, it's a masturbation reference. Thanks for your time.
Dear GOD am I glad I have an NG account now.
Because I have always wanted to say this firsthand: David Firth, you are my idol. I am a freshman in high school who visits your site nearly every day, and whose friends have each been forced to watch the entire Salad Fingers series at least twice. I am in constant awe of your incredible animating skill, and your deliciously twisted sense of humor, and this cartoon does no less than reinforce tenfold my love for you and your work. I salute you, Firth, and keep up the FANTABULOUS work.
In short, brilliant
Either I'm reading wayyyy too much into this and it really is all just spontaneous nonsense (which I severely doubt is the case), or you sir are a bona fide genius. I made an account just so I could give this a ten. Good show.
This series of cartoons is undeniably cute and inventive!
Socially Awkward Male Virgins!
Watching dudes beat the crap out of each other has never been so fun!
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