BB KILER, U NUB!
OMG U NUB, HOW CAN U KIL BBS U NUB?! WTF IS RONG WIT U NUB?! I NO U HAK NUB! I HAT U NUB! I WIL FIND U N EET U NUB! I M 1337 N U IS NOT! THX 4 THA CAR2N DOOSH!
Don't worry Ryan, I gave you a 5. Please tell me if you can understand any of that. I seriously can't.
-Dan