First off: I fixed the Preloader, it DOES work, it may not be the fanciest thing around, but it's still a preloader. Next person to complain about it...Oh ho ho...
After constant thought about what I did wrong in the original one, I came up with these four. There aren't quite as many as last time, only four, but I think these are better.
Act One: "That Darned Brinstar Energy Tank!"
Act Two: "Toasty Icy Burny Freezy"
Act Three: "Stupid, F***ing, Cheap-Ass, Noobish PILLAR!"
Act Four: "Something...just doesn't ring fair here."
Tell me what you all think. I know it's a sprite movie, and if you have a problem with that, TS.