Capcom has shown us that street fighters are good at things other than fighting, for instance, puzzle games, quiz games, and other mindless drivel. But what Capcom never showed you was that they are top-notch aquatic athletes as well. Each street fighter pulls of his or her own special move off the board and then awaits judgment at the hands of fair judge Sagat (who likes to hold his scoring card high), easily impressed judge Bison, and jerk judge Akuma.
However, all is not as it seems -- the Soviet Union plans to use the televised diving tournament as a world arena for its secret mind control broadcast. The Soviet plan to dominate Europe, then the world, seems insurmountable, until the USA and Ronald Reagan step up with some American international diplomacy -- at the tip of a nuclear warhead.
Yeah, there's a lot going on. But it's Street Fighter! Kick back, relax, watch, and laugh ... and vote favorably.