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by: ParagonX9
by: FDA
08/15/2006 | 09:13PM EST
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3.57 / 5.00
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Submissions by GritaskKnightofValor: — Choose below… — Heapsort Linear + binary searches Strawberryclock: Ult. Pwn
Strawberryclock: Ultimate Pwnage was a game in which you had to watch your enemies' attacks closely, plan your own attack, and strike quickly. All aenemies attacked in simple patterns which could easily be exploited. But instead, no one read the instructions and no one bothered to use their tiny brains. They tried to juggernaut a game in which you take to much damage to do so. They complained that the game was too hard and you took too much damage. I don't know why. I've completed many levels without taking any damage. It's called dodging. I recieved reviews from people saying level one was impossible. If you haven't even gotten past level one, don't vote. Don't review, admitting you fail and now want to take your shortcomings out on my score. Just walk away. Wait. Don't walk away now. I made a special version just for you. I'm submitting it seperately so that the few people here who deserve to breathe can still play the original. As for the rest of you: enjoy your 1000 health per level. You just don't get to see the ending cinematic when B absorbs Mr._Artist.
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Average Score: 7.0 / 10
"...BETTER THAN THE OTHER VERSION..."
This was a much better game than the otehr version. Do want to know why? Because, in truth, the last version was way too hard. It was impossible to get past the second level. This was much bette,r except it didn't have an edning finale. :( The graphics could have been a little bit better, too, and maybe some muisc, and the option to turn the music off off? Happy Clock Day!
5/5 .frenZy.
I just want you to know that my mom beat the original game. Then she called my grandma and sent her to it. I'm pretty sure she beat it too. That's why I made this. I made it because you're all pathetic. I don't know what your talking about with the lack of music. There's music in the first cinematic, voices in each of the three (too bad you only got to see 2), and there's three choices of songs to choose from ingame. There's even a mute button and a volume control bar which you control using the plus and minus buttons (I couldn't do a drag because the cursor uses a drag). I can't belive that you people actually like this version better though. This should be an insult to your intelligence while the original challenges you. Instead, this is a minute of fun while the original overwhelms you. I pity you. I pity all of you.